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Moronic Drone Get a job

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Shiny! Acquire and equip your first Legendary item.

Let the Light Shine Turn on the Lighthouse beacon.

Badges Collect all badges.

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Make the Jump Infiltrate a cargo ship.

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Llama Wrangler Capture the Quarantine Zone monster.

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).