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Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Using the ol' Brain Juice Find a way to call RL Stine without touching gross coins or a dirty phone receiver.

Racing Be faster than the Sentinels.

Kaer Morhen Trained Perform 10 effective counterattacks in a row without getting hit or parrying.

Squired Up Discover the Trials of the Knitted Knights.

Butchered! Kill the Butcher.

Godskin Noble Defeated Godskin Noble

Wrong direction The other way was safer.

Valiant Gargoyles Defeated Valiant Gargoyles

Bon Voyage In the Main Campaign, killed 20 enemies by knocking them off Columbia.

True Commitment Reach level 60 in multiplayer.

Patience Turning your back to the truth and persevering will lead you nowhere.

Slappy's Nightmare Discover Slappy's secret shame.

The Avenging Gazelle Complete Natsai Onai's relationship line

Endure and Survive Collect all comics

All Too Easy Kill Zinyak in less than 5 minutes in 'Save the Planet'.

Old Guns Complete "Old Guns"

Shopaholic Buy every upgrade and character in multiplayer.

Elemer of the Briar Defeated Elemer of the Briar

Goooaaal! Move the ball from the Winterses' bedroom into the study.

All-Day Nightmare Finish the game in 300 turns or fewer.

Beast Friends Complete Poppy Sweeting's relationship line

I got this Find all training manuals

Floo Around the World Unlock all Floo Flames
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Astel, Naturalborn of the Void Defeated Astel, Naturalborn of the Void

Toy Terror: Batteries Included Disable a deadly toy bent on destruction.

Third Time's a Charm Upgrade a piece of gear 3 times

Say Cheese Take a photograph using the Haunted Camera.

Face Melter Destroy a Titan with your Laser Core in the Campaign

Good intentions Try to undo a mistake.

Work Smarter, Not Harder Attach a Surge grenade to an object and Launch it at an enemy

Star Performance Complete the Side Mission: "Jesse Faden starring in 'Swift Platform'"

Must've Got Lost Complete "Lost in Nightmares" on any difficulty setting.

My Name Is Earl Buy 20 cosmetic items from Crazy Earl.
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Hold your breath Use only one bubble in the underwater cave.

The Student... Beat Pilot Anderson's Gauntlet ghost recorder time

Bite the dust Break the five strange statues.

From the sky to the abyss Witness the resting place of the once mighty.

Shardbearer Rykard Defeated Shardbearer Rykard

God-Slaying Armament Upgraded any armament to its highest stage

A Man Chooses Complete the game on Survivor difficulty

Lost Lullaby Complete the lost lullaby.

Brawl Master Complete all fistfighting quests in Velen, Skellige and Novigrad.

I Am Become Death Kill 1000 Aliens with any combination of Super Powers.

Fire Giant Defeated Fire Giant

Commander Niall Defeated Commander Niall

A Shocker on Shock Street Be proactive and start your laundry.

Toyful Child Collect all the toys.

Blend-in with the surroundings Move undetected amongst the shades.

The Truth Peek through all the keyholes.