Makseemka

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Butcher The Lizard - Cut your finger using saw or scissors

Baby Master Suicide Baby - Make no mistakes taking care of the baby

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Releasing the Floodgates Kill Poseidon

Fight Apprentice Won every fight whilst taking less than 5 hits.

Hacked a Vending Machine The player has successfully hacked a vending machine

Hand Over Fish Catch 200 Pounds of Fish

Bad Cop Shrink and Punches - Do not stop Blake from hitting Dupré

Trial Master Succeeded in all Ethan's trials

Nerd Find all clues using ARI (Crime scene + Mad Jack + Fish tank) and find the Origami Killer

Zoom! Reach the End of Fire Canyon

Power Lunch Collect 25 Power Cells

Hacked a Safe The player has successfully hacked a safe

Burnt to a Crisp Acquire the Bow of Apollo

Shiny Happy Steeples Connect the Eco Beams

Defeated Dr. Steinman The player has defeated the crazed Dr. Steinman

Salem's History Discovered Salem's history

Obedience Stopped the experiment voluntarily.

Unforgivable On the Loose - Do not forgive Madison

Tonight's Featured Event Defeat Lurker Ambush in Arena

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

Hacked a Turret The player has successfully hacked a turret

Julia's Story Learned about Julia's Life

The Bell Killer's Story Learned about the Bell Killer

Buzzin' Collect 28 Scout Flies

Codex Discovered the meaning of the supernatural graffiti

Collector All Collected all of the artifacts

Moving On Collected every trophy in the game

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

Pop Goes the Lurker Destroy the Balloon Lurkers

Purple Pain Navigate the Purple Precursor Rings

Super Sized Get a 500 Hits Combo