MainComptonese

Excalibur? Nah! Craft a magical sword (Firestorm, Winterthorne or Void Blade).

Lotus Blossoms Forgot everything.

Chicken Cutlet Sandwiches Made Licia some chicken cutlet sandwiches.

Verbal Morality Statute Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal

Anger management Destroy 100 inanimate objects.

Decadent Darkness Embarassed a fearsome demon.

Corncob Watched a fearsome(?) demon eat a corncob.

Hamburger Steak Ordered a hamburger steak.

Strawberry Shortcake Baked Licia a cake.

Chichi Dango Ate chichi dango.

Conversationalist Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes

Tortured Souls Kill 666 Bandits, Cultists, or Knights.
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Bittersweet Goodbye Said a sad farewell.

Strawberry Kisses Became Licia's (long-suffering) girlfriend.

Weapon "W" Develop a mutation.

Platinum Strawberry Get all other trophies.

Moo-rderer Kill 20 cows.

Meeting Serpo Make pact with Serpo

Long Distance Charges Explore the rotary phone menu options

Savior of Ceres Save all humans on Ceres

Serious Degaussing Skills Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park

What Is It Good For? Absolutely Nothing. Fail a level by deploying a special skill animal as your final animal.

Data mole Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level

It's a masterpiece! Create and serve your first latte art

Master searcher Finish all Hidden Object Puzzles without using hints.

Defeat Harlow Defeat Harlow

Spongliform Encephalopathy Consume one brain steeped sandwich

Insurance Premiums Increase Shatter all vases in the shop

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant

The Docks Enter the docks in Quarantine Zone

But She Can Fly... Win a round of pillow fight

Don't Get Involved Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick

Masamune is for melancholic bad guys Take your sword back to the forge to improve it.

Polyplegic Land awkwardly while diving at the pool

Hasselhoff In A Pinch Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool

Around The World In 80 Puns Visit all travel destinations in the world

Exume To Consume Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand

A Kissenger For All Seasons Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions

Breaking The Mold Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities

Bloody Mary On The Rocks Serve a bloody mary

Heroine Chic Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face

DJ Polyblank Scratch two compact disc records

Clean As A Whistle Find and utilize a bidet

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer Explore other guest rooms at the resort

Hero Protagonist Reach level 20.
3/20

Dealt with Every Little Sister Dealt with every Little Sister.

Only when he stops breathing Set the Dialog Volume slider to zero

The End Now go outside

Killed It Win a round of gwent with a total strength of at least 187.

Master Hacker Hacked 30 machines at a distance with the Hack Tool.