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Black Thumb Too Kill Dark Plants in Forest

Oh, You've Done This Before Take down 50 enemies by sticking them with a grenade.

Tanks for the Mammaries Destroy Dark Eco Tanks

30 Kills: Mag 5 Kill 30 Enemies with the Mag 5

Killed 10 Frostclaws Killed 10 Frostclaw machines.

Ready Meal Made some tasty meals using the power of nuclear energy

The Spirit of Mordor Start a Riot by commanding a Warchief to attack another Warchief.

Man of the People Save the farmer.

Tragedy in Europe Complete Chapter 2 in Chris' campaign.

Bearer of the Shining Lamp Collect 100% of the Ithildin.

Someone Call A Doctor? Purchase the Snooze Bomb from ThiefNet

Year 2 Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.

Graffiti Artist Found all the Chads

Empty Nesters Destroy Metal-pedes in Nest

Charted! - Hard Finish the Game on Hard Without Changing the Difficulty

Three of a Kind Kill 3 enemies in a row with your knife in the single player campaign.

The Masked Marauders Take Out Marauder Stronghold

Iron of Death Issue a Death Threat, and then successfully kill the target.

Throwback Master Throw Back a Grenade and Defeat 2 Enemies at Once

Batter the Boss Beat Cyber-Errol Boss

Zoom Zoom Race for More Artifacts

I Want to Destroy! Destroy War Factory Defenses

Expert Fortune Hunter Find 80 Treasures

Blam! Break Barrier with Blast Bot

"I wasn't always this color!" Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.

*sniff* *sniff* Make the angelitos cry.

Rejected! Parry 50 attacks

Gate Crasher Masher Defend Spargus' Front Gate

Survivor Kill 75 Enemies in a Row Without Dying

"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?" Get Domino to explain the racket to you.

"IT'S A BUST-ALL!" Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics.

"Save your breath..." Try to explain to Meche.

Shields are Down Destroy Dark Ship Shield

The Makings of a God Upgrade any weapon

Year 3 Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.

Switcheroo Find Switch in Sewers

"I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers." See Bruno on his way.

Super hero Complete game on I AM DEATH INCARNATE! (or ÜBER)

A Mother's Sacrifice Kill Callisto

Dude in Distress Rescue Seem at Temple

"Happy trails, Captain." See Chepito on his way.

The Best Defense Defend HQ from Attack

Clear Vision Activate Astro-Viewer in Forest

Big Tower Fall Down Destroy Metal Head Tower

"Oh Rusty Anchor" Have Glottis sing you the rusty anchor song.

Year 4 Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.

"I could walk out out of this world and not look back..." Hold to your commitments.

Shoot 'em High Defend Spargus from Attack

"ME, ME, ME-ME-ME!" Chant with the bees.

"Manuel! Is everything okay?" Play with the radio.