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Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

Bare-knuckle Brawler Defeat 20 Enemies with Hand-to-Hand Combat

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Mr. Hand Discover the secret 'Hades Arm' room

Good Train Good guys proactively facilitate transportation solutions.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

20 Headshots Kill 20 Enemies with Headshots

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Stunt Coordinator Complete 10 of the stunts on the stunt list.

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

The Free Folk Complete an Outcast Rescue Mission.

Go Make a Pillow! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Arms in the Air Block an enemy attack by guarding.

Electric Hobo Ride the train for 2 kilometers.

Red Baron Take down 100 enemies while they are airborne.

Depths Below Kill Hades

Legend of the Maker Complete a Bow Mission and begin growing the legend of Azkâr.

Master of Unlocking Use a lock pick to open something.