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That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Clean Up Your Act Defeat Sasha.

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules." Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Super Sized Get a 500 Hits Combo

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

True Potential Purchase every upgrade for a single power.

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

Bare-knuckle Brawler Defeat 20 Enemies with Hand-to-Hand Combat

Power Chords Collect 50 Power Cells

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Mr. Hand Discover the secret 'Hades Arm' room

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Deliverance Release friend

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

De-Klawwed Defeat Klaww

Speedy Fast Beat the Record Time on the Gorge

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

20 Headshots Kill 20 Enemies with Headshots

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Zoom Zoom! Reach the End of the Mountain Pass