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Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Chemical Warfare Kill 5 enemies with one Poison Arrow

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

These Belong in A Museum Collect 300 Cards

Avid Shopper Purchase all items from the supply shack

Going Underground Discovered every manhole.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Hohokum Remix: Guitar Loops Sculpt these ethereal guitar and bass melodies.

Hohokum Remix: Bass Build your own bassline from this pulse.

Hohokum Remix: Synth Loops Complete the mix with a splash of analog electronics.

Hohokum Remix: Drum Loops Rearrange the drum loops to make something fresh!

Hohokum Remix: Drum Kit Can you use these dreamy drums to make a beat?

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Best of the Best Beat IW best time on the Ship Training course in 'F.N.G.' (15.1 sec).

Tough Skin Unlock the Tough Skin perk

Beat School: Something Smells Funky in Here! Time to do the funky laundry!

Beat School: Interstellar Funkonauts May the funk be with you.

Beat School: 3001 A Bass Odyssey Take this bassline for a spin around the galaxy!

Beat School: Mission to Planet Drums 3, 2, 1... funk off!

Beat School: Set Phasers to 'Funk' When the mothership is under attack, fight back with a funky loop.

Work Smarter, Not Harder Attach a Surge grenade to an object and Launch it at an enemy

Words of Power Learn all three words of a shout

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Pitching Machine Hurled 10 objects into enemies without missing or taking damage.

Star Performance Complete the Side Mission: "Jesse Faden starring in 'Swift Platform'"

Kaer Morhen Trained Perform 10 effective counterattacks in a row without getting hit or parrying.

Forager Collect 25% of the prize bubbles on the story levels

Surge of Power Upgrade Surge to the maximum level

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Quick turn Unlock the Quick turn perk

Compulsive Complete every Challenge

Wolfenstein Keep nightmare Complete the nightmare in chapter 3

Escape! nightmare Complete the nightmare in chapter 4

Annette saved Choose to save Annette

Guten tag! Complete the nightmare boss level

No Stone Unturned Achieve 100% game completion

Vasilisa's Lanterns Baba Yaga: Complete the Challenge in the Wicked Vale

Kampfpistole ammo storage upgrade Unlock the Kampfpistole ammo storage upgrade perk

Gatekeeper Join the College of Winterhold

Traced Get tailed 5 times

Uncontrollable Took every opportunity to be evil as Aiden.

German Alps nightmare Complete the prologue nightmare

Docks nightmare Complete the nightmare in chapter 2

Explorer Found all the bonuses.

Scanproof Escape a level 5 police scan

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

White Rabbit Object Escape 15 police scans

Triple Threat Kill 3 enemies with 1 Shotgun blast

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.