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Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Path to the Goddess Solve the Goddess Statue puzzle.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Quite the Collector Collect 150 Cards

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Vermin Extermination Destroy a Mr. Raccoon.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

Truth Seeker Collect 25% of all narrative assets (relics, murals and documents)

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Badges Collect all badges.

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Don't Need No Stinkin' Gun Defeat an enemy with a knife.

50 Kills: FAL Kill 50 Enemies with the FAL

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

50 Kills: Dragon Sniper Kill 50 Enemies with the Dragon Sniper

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

More practice Complete the aiming training

Excavator Find a buried treasure.

Master of Unlocking Use a lock pick to open something.

Steel Fist Kill 5 Enemies with a Single Punch After Weakening Them with Gunfire

Expert Fortune Hunter Find 50 Treasures

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

Dual-wield expert Unlock assault perk 8

New Paparazzi in Town Explore Photo Mode

20 Kills: Pistole Kill 20 Enemies with the Pistole

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.

Stealth Killed 10 Machines Performed a stealth kill on 10 machines.
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