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A Man of Notes You found the well-hidden note.

TMI Sharing is caring, except when you do it for your own selfish reasons.

Slot Jockey Use the Grenade Disposal Machine 30 times in a single match in Carrier.

Quality Time Fight in Concentration for 15 minutes.

London Calling Complete 50% of the Battersea Compound Missions

Punch Drunk Defeat twenty opponents while drunk - down them.

Kenneth? What's the frequency? Destroy 100 blocks in 60 seconds in Joyride

Viva Ferrari Drove 4 Ferrari cars, around Imola

K.O. Punch 20 enemies with a Goliath in Descent.

Rags To Riches Have $1 million dollars in the bank while playing in Los Angeles.

Incarnation of the Eternal Flame Defeated a summoned Blazamut Ryu

Adept Hillbilly In a public match, achieve a merciless victory with the Hillbilly using only his 3 unique perks.

SMOKIN' SAVAGE SLIDING! Complete Story - SMOKIN' SAVAGE SLIDING!

Potter Reach rank 3 or higher in the Potter imp quest

Shady business What was Jakai doing in that room?

Burst the Bubble Be in 1st place during each elimination period in an Eliminator event

Dock Worker Complete 50% of the Yokohama Compound Missions

Man Mode Finish the Campaign on INSANE difficulty

Pirates, Assemble! Group up with two other players during gameplay.

Love And War In Gorod Krovi, the one must be freed.

The twister String together: wallclimb, turn, swing, wallclimb, turn, swing, jump. [Pure Time Trials]

Why Is the Brandy Always Gone? Sell all your brandy.

Captivated Capture 50 Tactical Objectives

Buffing... Please Wait Grant your team a Perk 10 times

Chorus of Chaos In public matches, make 30 unique survivors scream.
4/30

The Grind In public matches, with the Hillbilly, chainsaw a total of 50 survivors.
0/50

Maximum Power! Complete the AVANZAR Sponsor event

Pump It Up In Rave in the Redwoods, Pack-a-Punch a weapon.

All the Tools Are Mine Use every tool in create mode

Oink oink Discover the Swineflu Combo

Firestarter Completed Playing with Fire

Read the Defense Find all readables in "The Adventures of Gunslinger Joe"

Sleepover! Got to know Enu properly and said your goodbyes.

Rust in Pieces Wreck 20 vehicles in the Lafayette Eulogy

Fight Forever Kick Out of a Pin After Being Hit With a Finisher (Play Mode vs AI).

Signing Bonus Find all gold in "The Adventures of Gunslinger Joe"

Advanced Experience Completed an event in a Mercedes car at the Mercedes-Benz Driving Events Ice Track 2

BOWELWHISTLER Finish the DLC in Insane mode

Assuming Direct Control Win a game by enslaving humanity with the Neurax Worm

Even Punishment In a public match, teleport to your Phantasm traps and hit all 4 individual survivors at least once.

Every Tool in the Box Use every tool in create mode, plus the customization tools on your profile and creation cover pages

Dicey launch String together: slide, wallrun, wall climb, turn, jump. [Pure Time Trials]

Corpse Aplenty Eliminate 10,000 Zombies

Wood Collector Harvest wood in 3 regions.
0/3

Fiber Collector Harvest fiber in 3 regions.
0/3

Ceremorphosis Make the ultimate sacrifice: become a mindflayer to defeat the Netherbrain.

Spelunker Find 10 Lore pickups
10/100

Ace Driving Win a 5 lap race at Fuji Speedway with at least 3 different Japanese manufacturers

Eggspert You made the best scrambled eggs in the history of mankind. Kudos!

TONIGHT WE FIGHT LIKE DRAGONS A thimbleful of powerful liquor awakens the beast.