MadDrain

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Deliverance Release friend

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

Extra Crafty Craft 25 recipes (Campaign only).

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).

Special Delivery Ensure a baby's safe passage into this world (Solo Campaign only).

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

Saving Deputy Pratt Save Deputy Pratt (Solo Campaign only).

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

Moonwalker Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds

Together Forever Get to the End (Solo Campaign only).

Dual-wield expert Unlock assault perk 8

Quick reload Unlock tactical perk 8

Like A Bird Use a wingsuit to travel more than 5000m (Campaign only).

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.

Troublemaker Discover the joys of destroying cult property in every region (Solo Campaign only).

Survivalist Purchase half of all perks available (Campaign only).

Assassin Unlock stealth perk 8

Virtuoso Unlock All Trophies

Squash and Run Run over and kill 20 enemies (Campaign only).

Passive Observer Discovered the power of interactivity by doing nothing at all

Wrong Number Spent time waiting for a call

Scavenger Unlock assault perk 3

Master Of Kyrat Obtain all the Trophies.

Grenade pouch ++ Unlock demolition perk 3

Ghost Kill Perform a Headshot kill with any bow or rifle on any cultist more than 150m away (Campaign only).

Gun magazine + Unlock tactical perk 4

Fertilizing the Land Using a tractor, obliterate 5 enemies (Campaign only).

Hardened Unlock demolition perk 8