Macharelo

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Hush, Hush Now Quiet a Screamer

Brawler Defeat Olaf, the Skellige champion of unarmed combat.

Hardcore College Student Complete Claire's story on "Hardcore" game mode.

Road Rage Perform a Vehicle Machete Kill from a horse

Minimalist Clear the game without opening the item box.

Hardcore Rookie Complete Leon's story on "Hardcore" game mode.

Dust Bunnies Complete all the jobs and beat the boss in Episode 2.

Godfrey, First Elden Lord Defeated Godfrey, First Elden Lord

Words of Power Learn all three words of a shout

Making Faces Show the outside world that you're still alive

Wolfenstein Keep nightmare Complete the nightmare in chapter 3

IPXSETUP.EXE Win a Multiplayer match

Friendly Skies Blow up 16 Anti-Aircraft Cannons (Solo Campaign only)

Devil Of The Caribbean Defeat all 4 legendary ships.

Shardbearer Morgott Defeated Shardbearer Morgott

Didn't See That Coming! Use a Security Control Center to disable all cameras and alarms

Quick turn Unlock the Quick turn perk

Fiend or Foe? Complete the contract on Morvudd.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Citizen Buy a house

Escape! nightmare Complete the nightmare in chapter 4

Jack of All Trades Collect all of BT's loadouts in the Campaign

Beginner's Luck Win a Dominoes game

Lore Explorer Read all of the files.

Regal Ancestor Spirit Defeated Regal Ancestor Spirit

Hackification Invade and successfully hack 10 enemy Fixers in Online Hacking

Annette saved Choose to save Annette

Cutting Foreign Ties Recruit the Legends of '67 and La Moral

Through Mud and Blood Complete Through Mud and Blood

Thanksgiving Shoot a turkey with a Flare Round

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Glorious Leader Reach the Rank of Comandante

Flame On! Destroy a Titan with your Flame Core in the Campaign

Foe To Friend Use an enemy combat robot to kill 10 enemies.

Guten tag! Complete the nightmare boss level

Voz del Pueblo Recruit Máximas Matanzas

Wulfburg nightmare Complete the nightmare in chapter 5

Ruins nightmare Complete the nightmare in chapter 6

Masshole Kill 300 People

Kampfpistole ammo storage upgrade Unlock the Kampfpistole ammo storage upgrade perk

Valiant Gargoyles Defeated Valiant Gargoyles

Godskin Noble Defeated Godskin Noble

Squired Up Discover the Trials of the Knitted Knights.

Kaer Morhen Trained Perform 10 effective counterattacks in a row without getting hit or parrying.

True Commitment Reach level 60 in multiplayer.

I Gotta Believe! Complete Arcade Mode with PaRappa

The Captain Rescue Captain Roy Benitez.

Old Guns Complete "Old Guns"