MacC0rtex

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Extra Crafty Craft 25 recipes (Campaign only).

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).

Special Delivery Ensure a baby's safe passage into this world (Solo Campaign only).

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Saving Deputy Pratt Save Deputy Pratt (Solo Campaign only).

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Together Forever Get to the End (Solo Campaign only).

Like A Bird Use a wingsuit to travel more than 5000m (Campaign only).

Troublemaker Discover the joys of destroying cult property in every region (Solo Campaign only).

Survivalist Purchase half of all perks available (Campaign only).

Squash and Run Run over and kill 20 enemies (Campaign only).

Ghost Kill Perform a Headshot kill with any bow or rifle on any cultist more than 150m away (Campaign only).

Fertilizing the Land Using a tractor, obliterate 5 enemies (Campaign only).

The Greatest SOB That Ever Lived Laugh in danger's face by executing a Clutch Nixon stunt in each region (Solo Campaign only).

All Fours Win a 4v4 game

Kamikaze The Bear - Take the best route on the highway

Pack Rat Grab 1 of each collectible item. You never know when it will come in handy (Solo Campaign only).

Ignoble Beasts Kill a bison using only melee weapons (Campaign only).

Where's the Beef? Tenderize a bull with your bare hands. To death (Campaign only).

The Hurk Locker Truly bond with Hurk by destroying 15 vehicles together (Campaign only).

ARCADE Hero Play the 'Arcade Hero' mode 5 times (Arcade only).