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Won't Even Need Glasses! Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1250ml of blood

Do Not Want! Successfully bathe your cat.

Police Questioning Activated every single informant possible.

Master Sheep Rancher Own at least 8 sheep.

Master Alpaca Rancher Own at least 8 alpacas.

Video Store Clerk Complete 15 games in Classic or Fast Fire.

Orgasmatron Defeated Orgasmatron

Co-op Drivers' World Champion Win the Drivers' Championship in Co-op.

Puncture Solo Campaign: Finish the level using stakes only and don't miss any hit

Master Air Raider Air Raider's health has reached 1000.

Your Own Worst Enemy While possessing a Slig or Glukkon, cause Abe to die.

Shocking Scenes Cause Abe to die from an Electric Wall.

Target Practice Get 3 A Grades at the gun range.

Don't Even Need A Bucket Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 900ml of blood

Open Really Wide Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 550ml of blood

Brainstorm Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

Double Time Bonus Colloseum: Pick up every ammo box (Solo Campaign)

Abe Knows the Way Save 75 Mudokons.

Shouldn't These Be Red? Destroy 50 Explosive Barrels

Factory Finish Restored Order at Haworth Labs

Farm Life Forever Reach Spring of Year 3.

250 Closed Caskets Reduce 250 enemies to "gibs" (cannot be completed in multiplayer).

Last Man Standing Win all 16 Eliminator events

A Bright, Shiny Medal Did Your Duty

Tap Out Shut Off Joy Supply to Waterworks

Peeping Tom Installed every single camera possible.

THE END! Complete the game in HARD mode

Little Light Win a Night Stage in Championships.

Self Made Millionaire Earn a total of 1,000,000CR in Custom Championships.

Eyes of the Beholder Complete 10 races using only the cockpit camera.

Five Star Rating Set clean lap times at 5 different circuits in Time Trial.

Calamity Kill 500 enemies with environmental explosions

Elite Campaign Legend Obtain a gold medal for every cell in Race Campaign on Elite difficulty

Helter Smelter Push 7 Robots Into the Smelter

Mind Blower Blow the minds of 15 people after a Charged Facemelt

The Hits Just Keep On Coming Hit 3 NPCs with the same Gold Record

Zombie Bears, Oh My! Avoid the zombie bears to find the pirate ship's log.

Master Breeder Breed at least one of every livestock type.

Pass the Sauce Ari Fully upgrade the Peugeot 205 T16 Evo 2.

Grave Robber Opened every deadly chest once

Blink And You'll Miss It Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Grinder Man Explode 100,000 blocks! Will not unlock in puzzle mode.

The Full Nicky Pole Dance Naked

Hotshot Destroyed 10 enemies.

Complete Congratulations. You've completed F1 2011™

Just Smile and Wave Abe Say hello to a Greeter.

Off-road King 30 Laps on off-road track "4x4 Club Circuit (R)".

Riot Made 100 vehicles explode.

Full House Sinner Have on your conscience every sin Johanka can think of.

Steady Hand Vic Had 25 consecutive split-timed attacks