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I Can Quit Anytime Dice are most important, the rest will work itself out somehow.

Houston We Have a Problem Complete all Alien Invasion missions

GET THE CHOPPA! KILL THE HELICOPTER

Deleted Scenes Complete The Director's Cut

Coffee Stain Goat Simulator - Finish the level on Death Wish.

Wreck-Less Unlock all 16 Eliminator events

We return to the worms of the earth... Lose a hero to a Maggot

Thalassophobia Yacht Heist - Finish the heist within 6 minutes on OVK or above.

True Friend Capon will succeed, even though you sent him off with a nasty rash.

Lord Capon's Ghost Get back Capon's necklace without permission from anyone.

Lute Hero Max familiarity with all of the game's lutes.

The Extreme Ten Obtain the Gold medal in 10 Extreme Pack Challenges

BLOODLUST 100 total kills in one match

Can’t Touch This Win any Rank 8 race without being wrecked

Just Desserts Defeat Queen Slime, giving the coup-de-grace to the sovereign of all that jiggles.

Bronze Age Obtain 30 Bronze medals in challenge mode

Keeper Donate 1000 coins in Greed Mode

Wingman Everything has to go according to Sir Hans' plan.

Turret Takedown Destroy 6 turrets in level CU04 in under one second

RERUN Beat 3 victory laps in one run

Bad Girl Shirk your morning chores!

Chivalrous Soul Persuade Kuno to attack the mill right away.

PROMETHEUS Run across your final screen in the castle with your sword cocked the whole time

Tournament Pro Win 5 tournaments

Boden's Mate Deliver checkmate by two crisscrossing Bishops, with the King's escape blocked by friendly pieces

GTD Finish an 8 player tournament

Mercenary's Honour Arouse the mercenary's sense of honour.

Tournament Champion Win a 32 player tournament

Salem Asylum Prison Nightmare - Get to the train in less that 4:44 on Mayhem or above.

Tournament Master Win 20 tournaments

Employee of the Month Successfully complete four Hazard Level 4 missions from start to finish in a row.
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Becoming Mean Reach the tenth level of infamy.

The Answer Fully Upgrade Hadern's skill tree.

Winner Win 250 races

Tracker Track down the raiders who attacked the farm.

Not bad, keep going… Complete all speed levels

Friends without Benefits Invite Fritz and Matthew to Pribyslavitz.

In Sheep's Clothing Defeat the Brigand Vvulf

Were you using that? Defeat an enemy Monk by haunting its Shrine.

NERD Play 100 rounds of Versus

Christian Burial Ensure eternal salvation for the wretched charcoal-burner, Lev.

EASTERN PROMISE FIND THE SECRET DOOR IN SUSHI CENTRAL

An Eye For An Eye Defeat Deerclops, the chilly one-eyed monstrosity from a foreign land.

Not-so-Christian Burial Grant peaceful rest to the soul of the wretched charcoal-burner, Lev.

Oh the Pain Earn 3 stars on every Director's Cut level

Cautious Kai Avoid every speed pad in level CU02

Taking Charge Get 4 killing blows with a single use of Sojourn's Overclock in Quick or Competitive play.

What Are These Things? You've collected 5 mysterious alien artifacts. They are hot to the touch, and smells faintly of...tarmac?
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KEY TO THE CITY MAKE BUNNYLORD MAYOR

Brimstone Boy Beat Hell light world without dying