MK_BLADE

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Paid in Fyrestone Completed 5 missions in the Arid Badlands

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Sharpshooter Shoot out a cop's tires while fleeing in a police chase.

Discovered Skag Gully Discovered Skag Gully

Safe Driver Cruise for 2 minutes over 60 Km/h without damaging your car.

Passive Observer Discovered the power of interactivity by doing nothing at all

Master Of Kyrat Obtain all the Trophies.

Wrong Number Spent time waiting for a call

Welcome to Monument Island Reached Monument Island.

Infowlable Win 50,000 on a single cockfight.

Gun Nut Use 10 different firearms to defeat enemies.

Kleptomaniac Hijack 5 trucks and collect their cargo.

Dress for Success In the Main Campaign, equipped a piece of Gear in all four slots.

Foodie Try 10 different foods or drinks.

Great Face Achieve Face Level 10.

Golden Touch Achieve 15 Gold Stat Awards.

"It's like I'm not happy unless I'm breathing in the thick, black, nauseating fumes..." Talk to Glottis about cravings.

Shock Tactics Retrieved Shock Jockey.

Perpetual Motion Rode the Witches Hat for two minutes

"Scaring the living is technically against the rules, but we all do it." Scare the living a few times.

Whatever's Handy Use 10 different melee weapons to defeat enemies.

Inconceivable! Complete all challenges.

Martial Law Defeat all 4 Martial Arts Clubs

Coins in the Cushion In the Main Campaign, looted 200 containers.

First Class Ticket In the Main Campaign, boarded The First Lady.

Hypochondriac Arrived and left Wade's surgery many, many times

Mr. Nice Guy Complete all Favors.

Karaoke Superstar Achieving 90% and above for all songs at the Karaoke Bars in HK.

Discovered Sledge's Safe House Discovered Sledge's Safe House

David & Goliath In the Main Campaign, killed 20 "Heavy Hitter" enemies.

Hong Kong Super Hacker Hack every Security Camera in the game.

Pyro Killed 25 enemies with incendiary weapons

Rootinest, Tootinest, Shootinest Killed 5 Rakk in under 10 seconds

Tear 'em a New One In the Main Campaign, opened 30 Tears.

Armed Revolt Assisted the gunsmith.