MFWN2016

The Eponymous Squid That was strange...

OVERGRILL Set a Bulldozer on fire for at least 10 seconds.

Iceologer's Revenge Kill a Glow Squid using an Ice Wand.

Simple but stylish Decorated a Dark Shrine. Looks better than your first apartment!

Don't Bring the Heat In the Big Bank job, complete the heist without triggering the alarm.

Dream dinner Made a gold-star dinner.

Scary dungeon depths Dungeon level 10 cleared!

Golden pumpkin Harvested a gold-star pumpkin.

Always on Spine In The Darkest Shore, rip out the spine of every Zombie type.

Winemaker Made a gold-star wine.

Shit Just Got Real Complete all contracts on the Very Hard difficulty or above.

His mansion Upgraded the church for the second time.

Gambler Win 1,000 Groschen in the dice minigame.

Not a hot dog Sold burgers at the burning ceremony. It's a mystery why you didn't make hotdogs.

Alcoholic Become addicted to alcohol.

Talmberger Complete all Optional Objectives in Siege quest

Completely OVERKILL! Complete all contractson the OVERKILL difficulty or above.

Acclaimed Acrobat Achieve 70 hits with a single activation of the Spinblade.

Side quest You killed a Vampire Hunter. In life, there are no side quests.

Treasure Trove Enter the Stronghold Vault.

More green points! Collected 3000 green points. Ok. Now that's impressive.

Hunter Bag fifty game animals.

Putting on a Show In The Shadowed Throne, keep a Gekocht alive on the stage for 1 minute.

Alchemist Discovered 10 alchemy recipes. Just remember, the Philosopher's Stone is a lie.

I'll Be Home for Christmas In The Tortured Path, successfully escape from Beneath the Ice.

Making History In The Darkest Shore, escape from the island before the bombing starts.

Shovel master Buried 50 bodies.

Cook Cooked 20 different dishes or drinks.

Safety rope Complete Hideaway in one go without dying

Prairie King Beat 'Journey Of The Prairie King'.

Fish collector Caught 10 different types of fish.

Ideal song Got an Ideal Song from Vagner. Now you know how you'll make a million bucks, once you get back home.

Lost Power Return the lost conduit to its rightful place.

Match 3 Collected three dark organs. Three in a row! The Inquisition is going to get a prize!

A father and a son Helped Snake with his dark ceremony.

Mob Kabob Hit five mobs in the same Charge attack using the Spear

Nothing underneath Dungeon level 15 cleared!

Two brothers Helped Merchant forgive his brother.

The Bakers Dozen Massacre In The Darkest Shore, line up and kill 13 zombies with one Ripsaw shot.

Prodigal father Helped Astrologer reunite with his family.

Bard Level up Speech to maximum.

Judas Betray your friends in the Gallows Brothers quest.

Freud Find out about Erik's past.

Severe Pommeling In The Darkest Shore, kill 250 zombies with Barbarossa's pommel in one match.

OVERKILL Salutes You! Complete all contracts on the Death Wish difficulty or above.

Deathraven's Chosen In The Frozen Dawn, survive the trials of the Deathraven.

David Horak Collect 10,000 herbs.

Master alchemist Discovered 20 alchemy recipes. Now it's time to buy a white van and drive into the desert.

Best seller Gave a gold-star book to Astrologer. You should consider writing six more...

Completionist Complete all quests.