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Safety ain't the point of a joyride Take no damage in the Endor Chase mission

The Flames Make It Go Faster Activate the Blazing Steed.

Dark Zone: Occupied Hijack Hijack an extraction in any occupied dark zone.

That Old Familiar Feeling Clear The Hallway Of Lasers

Low orbit Get multiple jump powerups

Bark code Go for a walk in the barcode forest

No Rest for the Wicked Completed all Torments

Ireland's Deliverance Complete the Wrath of the Druids campaign (Wrath of the Druids).

Combat Hardened Complete the Campaign on Veteran or Realism difficulty.

Michelangelo Carve the melon repeatedly

...And You Want to Keep It? Collect a Cursed Artifact.

Concordance Officer Collect all Trophies.

Scareless Beat the game while being 50 years old or less.

Water of Life Got Hobbs drunk

Mayday! Mayday! Hit both fighter jets at the end of the road in Monster Escape (playing as the VR Monster).

Hurry the #@$% Up! Destroy five or more enemy transports from atop the Kreon in Act 3-7.

Hitching a ride Ride a balloon

No Photographs, Please! Killed 10 SpyBugs before they took your photo.

Please Step Out of the Vehicle Hijack 50 enemy vehicles.

Nope bridge Break the cartoon rope bridge

The Legend of St. Patrick Kill the only snake in Ireland (Wrath of the Druids).

Coming Soon... Find an advert for some New 'n' Tasty entertainment

Deus Ex Machina Experience all the different endings that Deus Ex: Human Revolution - Director's Cut has to offer.

Impeccable timing Complete a timer level with only a fraction of a second to spare

The Cloaked Shadow Defeat the Phantom at the Clock Tower.

Honorarium of Corporate Service ME1: Complete Noveria

Breaking wind Break the windmill inside the painting

Not of This World Completed "Not of This World"

Last Man Standing Complete a Single Playthrough Without Dying Once

Trash Picker Scavenge 40 items in a single game in Regular or Hardcore difficulty.

Not even a dent Complete a level with a custom made ship, without dying

Tinkerer Crafted an item

Confronted Londra Uncovered the truth of Londra's plans for the Quen and rescued Seyka's sister.

Trophies Are a Girl's Best Friend All Trophies obtained

All Roads Lead to Dublin Reach the max level of Dublin Renown (Wrath of the Druids).

Quantum Solution Kill all versions of Wenjie within a 90-second period. Simple.

CSI: Deluded Fixed the forensic machine

Resolution Complete all mission contracts

Wrecking Machine Destroy 40 vehicles in the single player Campaign.

Skilled Raised a skill to 100.

Deathday Suit Kill the (mostly) naked character in each map.

Peekaboo! Peek sideways to look at the VR Heroes behind the final bridge in Monster Escape (playing as the VR Monster).

Green is not a creative colour Draw using the green pencil

Medal of Heroism ME1: Complete Feros

Dose of freaky ghost! Capture a scary ghost in any Ghost House level.

Serve the Balance Reach level 70 with a Necromancer.

Collector of Collecting Collect All Large Canisters

Demolish Part 2 Campaign: demolish 50 houses

I'm Picking Up A Signal… Obtain a 100% PKE scan on a paranormal creature.

Survival of the Fittest Complete all waves in a survival session