MARTIN_BOSS

The Ostler's Daydream (Cumulus Velivolus) You saw a cloud that looks suspiciously like the skybeast from Poto and Cabenga.

On the Clock Completed the training in Through the Eyes of Evil in under 18 seconds

Say Cheese! Use photo mode in a race or studio

A for effort Attain a Time Trial star rating of 35

Miser Last 20 seconds without collecting a fruit in Arcade Mode

Fully Kitted 2.0 Unlock all Upgrades in the Bloodline expansion

Katagelasticism Mock the traitor.

Perfect 10 Pigsy's Perfect 10: Finish the Shooting Gallery under 40 seconds without shooting any pin-ups.

Completionist Dominate 100% of Career by beating all the track records.

Warrior Score a goal after suffering a non-contact injury with a player

Technical Wizardry Succeed at a cumulative total of 100 reversals (single player only).

One Night in Bangkok Reach Bangkok Mastery Level 20.

Party-pooper Sabotage the wedding.

Taking All The Credit Get 140,000 points in the credits minigame.

Long Board Ride the Hoverboard for a total of 10,000 meters (electro-mag cables don't count!)

Scholar Finish Chapter III.

World Peace... For Now Beat the game on all difficulties.

Four Birds, One Stone Pigsy's Perfect 10: Kill 4 Mechs with 1 Bomb device.

There’s a time and place to spank your monkey Defeat the chimpanzee

Every job has some trash in it Pick some trash

Waste of a good pizza... Hit a pizza

A Series of Unfortunate Events Eliminate Mendola with the crystal ball, Kong in an electrocution, and both by poisoning the pipe.

Double Finish Killed 2 enemies simultaneously.

Utility Man Complete all Missions intercepted from cellular tower signals

Waste of a good customer... Hit a customer

A job well done! Finish collecting the required trash

Do something you love and you’ll never work in your life Defeat one customer

Mission Complete Reach Colorado Mastery Level 20.

Factory Zero You survived Hei Zhen Zhu and RBS using no Praxis kits, weapons, grenades or mines. Whoa.

Great Success Gain S+ on all U.S.S. missions on Veteran or Professional difficulty

Survival of the Fittest Survive 25 Multiplayer Survival Matches
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Thy Strength Runneth Over Life level or magic level reached 99.

Best of the Best Took first place in the Wake-up Club 30 times.

Nightmare Descent killer Finish 'Nightmare Descent' on Insane

Hallo-winners Restored the timeline to save Halloween

Call me Ace! Ace all trick types in a Gymkhana Championship event

Have some pizzass Defeat the customer eating pizza

Whip ‘em good Defeat 26 customers

Strong buttcheeks Defeat the 3 guards guards

No comment... Defeat the goat

No pain, no gain Defeat every customer and the goat

Divorced shackles Destroy 1 handcuff

Shame of the Scuttlers (Hermetica Ingloria) See a stark naked scuttler. Feel his shame.

Love shackles Get hit by a handcuff

Packrat Collect 50% of Data Drive files in the Bloodline expansion

Atomic Obliteration - Complete all the Challenges

Drowned Drowned a Malthusian.

Arrogance King Obliterated Onii Followers

Things That Go Ka-Boom Learn how to craft Exploding Arrows

Sayōnara Reach Hokkaido Mastery Level 20.