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Who's A Good Snagglebeast? Defeat the Snagglebeast on Nebula G34.

That Sinking Feeling Knock a constructobot into the quicksand on Aridia.

Allfather Blinded Kill all of Odin’s Ravens

Unstoppable Finish the game on Expert difficulty

Braaaaaaaaaaaains Collect 30 brains for the Blarg Scientist on Gaspar.

The Psycho Path Sam or Ashley attacked the psycho with a weapon

Chooser of the Slain Defeat the nine Valkyries

Enjoy Your Powers Collect all trophies

I Shot Down Your Battleship Shoot down the Blarg Battleships on Batalia.

Zurkon Family Values Defeat Mrs. Zurkon on Quartu.

Splashdown! Shoot down the hydroharvesters on Pokitaru.

Father and Son Obtain all other trophies

Ferocious Oxide Defeat Victor in the Phoenix.

Radical Win the hoverboard Bronze Cup on Kalebo.

A Change Of Heart Defeat Captain Qwark on the Deplanetizer.

Scream Too! Mike cut off his fingers to free himself from the bear trap

Let eM In Mike allowed Emily to stay in the basement

Pool Sharks Are The Worst Get eaten by a Pool Shark in the Pokitaru Ocean.

The End Of The Beginning Defeat Dr. Nefarious on the Deplanetizer.

Abby Normal Collect every Telepathopus brain.

Go Speed Ratchet, Go! Win the Gold Cup on both Rilgar and Kalebo.

The Skilful Wolf Man Mike kept the wolf alive throughout the Sanatorium

Tech Head Acquire every gadget.

You Let The Wrong One In! Ashley or Chris opened the trap door and let the monster in

Myth Maker Find the 8 statuettes in Monteriggioni.

Character Assassination Destroy all of the planet models in Drek's office.

Beta Survival Diamond Achieve a score of 500,000 points

Warbots Into Plowshares Destroy 10 inactive Warbots inside the Quartu factory.

Run Astro Run! Got a total Speed Run time of 7 minutes or under.

Alpha Survival Diamond Achieve a score of 500,000 points

Avoiding problems causes swollen legs Hit the Mayo 2000 times!

These modern days Wear a mask (Hit this 50 times)

eEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeE Queen’s friendly pets (Hit 3000 times!)

Apes and cats App of love (Hit this 75 times)

Quitting the dream THE mime (Hit this 50 times)

Hang in there Loneliness (Hit this 50 times)

Charging is pointless Hanging calls (Hit this 75 times)

Let's get ready to grumble! A bunch of pugs (Hit 6000 times!)

Soap and love don’t mix Go ape! (Hit this 150 times)

Is this organic? Wash them often (Hit this 250 times)

Banned in California Daddy didn’t give attention (Hit this 75 times)

Not the buns you’d like Kinky stunts (Hit this 150 times)

Are ya winning? The buns that are hot (Hit this 250 times)

Tears of parenting Horsing around (Hit this 150 times)

Epiphany! Mime your dad (Hit this 150 times)

Follow your nose! Your new eyes (Hit this 200 times)

New horizons Got your nose! (Hit this 75 times)

Chicks, man! Plug your charger (Hit this 120 times)

Hazardous peeps On the prowl (Hit this 175 times)

I’m waiting for the right chance, mom! Skip 20 life problems