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... Some will not Finish the game

Sin City Plan your next move (Complete "Sin City" on any difficulty.)

Married Get married

All or Nothing Gather the troops (Complete "All or Nothing" on any difficulty.)

Severed Ties Destroy the Federation's satellite array (Complete "Severed Ties" on any difficulty.)

Deathly Smorgasbord Die 7 different ways.

Master Classed Equip powers from 4 different classes

Through the Bowels of Time Survive the farts of future past

Stop, Drop and Roll Win a combat by using TimeFart Pause to kill all remaining enemies at once before time resumes

LOKI Commandeer the enemy space station. (Complete "Loki" on any difficulty.)

Carbon Faceprint Catch Photocopier with your face

Go Ugly Early A-10 strafe 50 enemies

The Ghost Killer Confront Rorke (Complete "The Ghost Killer" on any difficulty.)

Delver Clear 50 dungeons

War Hero Capture Fort Sungard or Fort Greenwall

Standing Stones Find 13 Standing Stones

Lost and Found Find all the Lost Souls.

Soul Savior Lay all the Lost Souls to rest.

Hero of Skyrim Capture Solitude or Windhelm

Savior of Gallowmere Unlock all trophies.

Friend Finder Acquire and unlock all Summons

The Last of Us - Normal + Complete the game on Normal +

Sideways Complete 10 side quests

David & Goliath Take down the LCS on the first go.

The Moment of Truth You have uncovered the truth about Brad.

Orgy of Power Use all Allies' Ultimate powers once during the game, except the Coon

Darkness Returns Complete "Darkness Returns"

Bound Until Death Complete "Bound Until Death"

Fully Bloated Unlock all combat TimeFarts

Super Secret Stash Opened Zarpedon's Chest.

King of the hill 145 Shoot the German flag with the cannon at Vimy's ridge

Icing the Cake In Snow Day, score a goal from your own side of the ice

Trading Pure Alpha Make a profit over your total investments in the stock market.

Polymorph Complete tours with at least 5 different characters

Corporate Wolf Reach the highest economic value on your Character Sheet

Picked Clean All Left Behind collectibles found

Thief Pick 50 locks and 50 pockets

Hail Sithis! Complete "Hail Sithis!"

For emergencies only Fully upgrade all weapons

Pick Yourself up by Your Bootstraps Collect all loot in the Homeless Camp at SoDoSoPa

YOLO Fortunately Beat the Last Chapter Without Dying on Normal Difficulty or Harder

Take That, You Pipeline Jerks Disable the FOW in Insula Fonte.

No Matter What - Survivor Complete the game on Survivor

New Game+ Completed Completed a New Game+ playthrough on any difficulty.

Reader Read 50 Skill Books

Warm Coffee You were invited into your girlfriend's house.

Golden Touch Have 100,000 gold

Supernatural Born Killers Defeat 5 Djinn With a Sniper Rifle

Driving Mr. Bellic You unlocked the special ability of Roman's taxi.

Master Reach Level 50