M-Robob

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Power Chords Collect 50 Power Cells

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Deliverance Release friend

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

De-Klawwed Defeat Klaww

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Speedy Fast Beat the Record Time on the Gorge

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Zoom Zoom! Reach the End of the Mountain Pass

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

The Cold Light Unlock 3 Sword Rune slots.

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Catch as Catch Can Catch the Flying Lurkers

Back in Business Do your first job for Mike Bruski.

Badges Collect all badges.

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Green Thumb Cure Dark Eco Infected Plants

Twist and Shout Defeat the Lurker Ambush

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Home Sweet Home Complete Chapter 2.

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Hungry? Protect Farthy's Snacks

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Buzzed Collect 49 Scout Flies

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?" Use the hole punch.

Collector's Item Find at least one collectible in the game.

Steel Fist Kill 5 Enemies with a Single Punch After Weakening Them with Gunfire

Expert Fortune Hunter Find 50 Treasures

Apprentice Fortune Hunter Find 20 Treasures

Moonwalker Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging