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Historian Find every audio diary

Racketeer Got the maximum earn from one of your Rackets

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Seriously Good at This The player has completed the game on the Hard difficulty setting

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Taking the Scenic Route Discover a "?" Bonus Path.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

True Commitment Reach level 60 in multiplayer.

A Man Chooses Complete the game on Survivor difficulty

Shopaholic Buy every upgrade and character in multiplayer.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Brass Balls Complete the game on Hard difficulty without using a Vita-Chamber.

Lab Technician Play and complete a game session of Game Lab in the Multiplayer Public playlist.

Through Mud and Blood Complete Through Mud and Blood

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

I Chose the Impossible Complete the game on Survivor difficulty without using a Vita-chamber

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Master Of The Caribbean Complete the Discovery Mode of Wolfpack in Multiplayer.

The Harder They Fall Kill 2 rappelling enemies in a row before they land on their feet.

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

First Day of School Complete 'S.S.D.D.' and 'Team Player' on Veteran difficulty.

Knock-knock Kill 4 enemies with 4 shots during a slow-mo breach.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Sure Thing, Boss Unlocked all Associates

Black Diamond Complete 'Cliffhanger' on Veteran difficulty.

Platinum Trophy Unlocked all trophies

Little Late for That You helped Enzo escape

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Precognitive Paranoia Kill Shepherd.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Subversive You stole an experimental super weapon from Merryweather... and gave it back.

The Connection to Cuba You chased down and killed Frank Pagani

Operations Win 1 round of Operations in multiplayer

Colonel Sanderson Kill 7 chickens in under 10 seconds in 'The Hornet's Nest'.

Never Saw it Coming Killed an enemy within 2 seconds of kicking open a door

Everyone Will Notice You tossed Derazio out his penthouse window

FlashForward Completed Semper Fidelis

Invitation Accepted Discover the secret of Valhalla

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

Shh, shh Performed 100 Stealth Takedowns on enemies

Friends in High Places Complete Friends in High Places

Blitzed You performed a classic blitz play.

Desperado Kill 5 enemies in a row using 5 different weapons or attachments.

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Avanti Savoia! Complete Avanti Savoia!