Luoja

Event Horizon Defeat 100 Enemies with a Neon Singularity

…Bada Boom! Defeat 20 Enemies in a row with Homing Missiles

Professional Complete 50% of all Challenges

Great Responsibility 50 Hostage Saves

Beta Survival Diamond Achieve a score of 500,000 points

Alpha Survival Diamond Achieve a score of 500,000 points

Alpha Rescue Diamond Achieve a score of 500,000 points

Turret Syndrome Overload 25 Turrets

Expert Complete 75% of all Challenges

Gamma Survival Diamond Achieve a score of 500,000 points

Beta Rescue Diamond Achieve a score of 500,000 points

Top of the Class Earn a total of 10,000,000 points

Unleashed Purchase every Upgrade

Perfectionist Complete all of the Challenges in the Game

Noble Achievement Collect all Trophies

No More Lives Die 9 times.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Productive Day Sleep for more than one hour.

The Florist Collect one flower from each of the nine realms

The Librarian Collect all of the Books

The Curator Collect all of the Artifacts

Scratch Scratch the vinyl in the club.

What Goes Around... Defeat an enemy with their own Slowed blaster bolt

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

Collector Obtain all Relics and Sword Hilts

The Bear and the Wolf Collect all Trophies

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Badges Collect all badges.

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

Namaste Use Dawn & Dusk to make time speed forward 30 times.