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Sharp Shooter Kill one of each land creature using only headshots.

That was Finger Lickin' Good Eaten 1,000 Pies in Collect overall in the game

The Tomb of Yoshiaki Shogun of Takezo Doraku, killed by G.O.D.

Through the looking glass You are entering Santa Clara Games headquarters!

All the secrets... Find and destroy all the NegaCubes

Reach Into The Hive Destroy 1 Beehive.

Scorching Sands Clear Stage 11

Battle in the Sandstorm Clear Stage 12

Footsteps in the Sand Clear Stage 13

The Fallen Clear Stage 14

In the Village Clear Stage 15

A Path Without Light Clear Stage 16

Witness to the End Clear Stage 17

You all, with me! Raise Commander level to 30

As expected! Clausewitz Battalion Clear any stage after Stage 10 without any deaths

Thread The Needle Survive for at least 50 seconds in 'Sorcerers Sprint'.

Divinity's End Obtain all trophies in Actraiser Renaissance.

Heaven's Conqueror In Special Mode, clear all stages on Divine difficulty.

V for... Silence the voice of the lost empire.

The Full Spelunky Obtain all other trophies.

Millionaire End a run with $1,000,000 or more in a non-seeded, single-player run.

YDKJ: This Is Why You Can't Play Less than 10% of the audience gets a question right. (In an audience of at least 5.)

Haunted stage Have 5 ghosts on a Time Attack stage

Oh, I see! Watch a replay in Time Attack mode

Keep Your Distance Finish the game using only ranged weapons.

Against all odds Obtain all trophies.

Chapter 9 Cleared! Clear Chapter 9 stages.

Please, No More Teamscore! Gained 250,000 teamscore overall in the game

Preacher is wrong Video games are not evil

One shot ... ... to bring peace to the world.

Arigato Takezo's path of revenge has come to an end.

Lola 'Wasp' Cruz Lola's mission comes to an end

Winner Win one game.

Master Get 50 medals

Assassin Destroy 2000 player vehicles by any means

The Clausewitz Battalion win! Unlock all achievements

Battle With Newborn Chimera Clear Stage 18

The Fruits of Research Clear Stage 19

Final Battle: The Fall of a Kingdom... Clear Stage 20

To where next we're needed! Watch the ending completely

Be proud! We are Clausewitz Battalion Clear Stage 20 without any deaths

The objective has been achieved! Collect all cards

Eye Drops Scare off an Omnogrom by spraying water into its eye.

No Diamonds Complete 'Gift Grab' without collecting coal.

Dodge This Survive for 50 seconds in 'Bullet Barrage'.

Moneybags 100,000 gold coins obtained

One Craft to Craft Them All Craft one of every item in the game.

I'm here all night Do 20 taunts in one game & win

You Must Have a Death Wish Unlock Death-geons.

Mike 'Ghost' Doe Mike's mission comes to an end.