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Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Good Train Good guys proactively facilitate transportation solutions.

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Stunt Coordinator Complete 10 of the stunts on the stunt list.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Electric Hobo Ride the train for 2 kilometers.

Red Baron Take down 100 enemies while they are airborne.

Expert Fortune Hunter Find 50 Treasures

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Steel Fist Kill 5 Enemies with a Single Punch After Weakening Them with Gunfire

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

Master Fortune Hunter Find 60 Treasures

Master Thief Collection Find all Treasures and the Strange Relic

Squash and Run Run over and kill 20 enemies (Campaign only).

Road Kill Take down 25 enemies while riding on the roof of a moving vehicle.

Survivor Kill 75 Enemies in a Row Without Dying

Seeing Red Max out all Weapons and Magic

Dyno-Might Master Kill 3 Enemies with 1 Explosion 5 Times

Fish in a Barrel Kill 50 enemies by using water.

Good Exposure Good guys are heroes to others.

To Rule them All Witness the creation of The Rings of Power.

Grenade Hangman Kill 10 Enemies with Grenades While Hanging

Evil Eats Bad guys never share their food.

Junior Geologist Find 25% of the Shards.

Fertilizing the Land Using a tractor, obliterate 5 enemies (Campaign only).

Youth In Versailles Complete Memory Sequence 1.

Who Do You Trust? Build up a certain level of trust with your partner.

Drop Everything Thunder Drop for a total distance of at least 500 meters.

Community Organizer Take over all territory in the Neon District.

Virtuoso Unlock All Trophies

Taking Out The Trash Defeat Alden.

Evil Riot Bad guys love starting riots.

Goody Two Shoes Reach full positive Karma.

Rebirth Complete Memory Sequence 2.

Height of Despair Use Strike From Above while at least 60 feet above your target.

Master Ninja Kill 50 Enemies by Melee-Attacking from Behind