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Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Deliverance Release friend

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

Badges Collect all badges.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Llama Wrangler Capture the Quarantine Zone monster.

A Risky Gamble Complete Chapter 1.

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

Go Make a Pillow! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Moonwalker Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds

Stoner Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

Dual-wield expert Unlock assault perk 8

Quick reload Unlock tactical perk 8

Eye Can't Believe It Collect all the Gorgon Eyes

Big Bang Complete story mode on Easy difficulty

Show them who's boss Reach 75,000 points in Classic Mode

Finish The Game Finish the game's main ending

Don't Fall Off! Try to fall off the bridge 10 times in year 11

Gift Box Find the secret gift box

Candle Find the secret candle

Rock Climber Try to climb the large rock at the beginning of year 12

Snowman Find the secret snowman