Lubacris

Brunswick World Champ World Tournament champion

Cleared Main Mode – HELL with a Red trash can At last, the Green trash can. Dispose away!

Cleared Main Mode – HELL with a Green trash can A present for a resilient player: the strongest trash can!

Achieved SSS rank on all Main Dish stages You've got SSS rank on all stages!

Cleared Main Mode – HELL A present to the survivor of Hell: the Hard Steel trash can!

Cleared Main Mode - HELL with the strongest trash can Thank you for playing. Rubbishy Player!

MASTER FLOCKER GET A PERFECT ABDUCTION ON ALL LEVELS, SINGLEPLAYER AND MULTIPLAYER

Only in a re-run. Complete game in a re-run.

Saved the World Complete the classic campaign.

Kid genius Finished school in under 10 minutes!

Oh no! If a planet is destroyed a galaxy over, and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Asteroid defense could use more funding It's a big sky and there is a surprising amount in it.

Expert Champ Expert league champion

Military Master Complete the advanced campaign.

Payin' down the plastic Look at you. So responsible.

I pity the schoo! Teacher's pet.

With honors The classiest of the top of the class.

Keep those expenses low Some things you can't learn in school. Although fuel conservation appears to not be one of those things.

One year in It's been a blast... or two. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Master of the normal Aint nobody done normals like me.

Thy core is of a hard persuasion The hardcore do understand.

Sensational! Defeat 10 enemies in Killionaire by getting them to kill each other with their special weapons.

Done did everything You even did that one thing? Such dedication!

Loan down! The future is bright…er!

Pizza robot got nothin' on me In the distant future, pizza delivery is a matter of life and death... and pizza.

Outta my grill Took the worst the universe could throw at you.

Pizza without fail No challenge is too great when it comes to getting great pizza to the masses.

The way of the space road Clearly truckin' runs at the core of you.

Get it there cheap Pizza is a game of profit margin and you've mastered it.

Semi… expensive Get it? One of my favorite puns so far.

No money back Pizza on time. Every. Time.

Sleep is overrated Payed for three day shipping. Got it in two. #winning

Not a scratch! The resale value has held up amazingly!

I AM ASTRONAUT Stared into the void. Laughed.

Keep it topped off You're so green, you could be any alien from an old sci-fi film.

Master of time Time is relatively precious.

Living on a prayer WooooooOOOOh we're half way there.

<Insert kitty poster> Hang in there.

ONE HUNDRED PERCENT This is the maximum percent for any game that cares about math. Thanks for playing!

Buy more sticky notes A fantastic use of the last sticky note. That's just good planning.

All the Medals Easy! Collect all the medals.