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Curse Your Enthusiasm Kill 5,000 cursed enemies.

Specter Recon Collect 50 pieces of gray tech in the Cooperative campaign.

Lawn and Order Maim 10 zombies with gardening equipment in the Cul-De-Sac's tall grass.
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Exotic Weapon Collector Get 20 kills with each weapon in the game in the single player Campaign.

A Private Show! Watch a live performance in your private room.

One-Boot Camp Earn 200 vanquishes as a Foot Soldier

All I Do Is Win Jump back and forth over your opponent 5 times during the Fatality sequence and perform a Fatality

Don't go alone... Complete all the Adventure levels with another Sack Thing

Shut Up, Kalrow! Interrupt Kalrow's monologue.

Proving Grounds Acquire 20 traits

Compulsive Cargo Carrier Deliver a total of 500 pieces of cargo.
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Vanguard Surprise While cloaked, hit an enemy with a Charge attack. (Single-Player)

Chest Nuts Pick up all cash on all missions

So Close You'll do better next time.

Sucker Get Astro stuck to your face underwater

The Shiniest Thing Obtain all trophies and reap the ultimate reward

From Hell’s Heart, I Stab At Thee! Defeat 'The Guardian Of The Deep'

King Of Looters Collect All The Loot In Every Mission

Welcome to the Jungle Get the best weapon search results report.

Team Effort Win without any members of your team being killed.

BT's Best Friend Capture a large BT for the first time.

And Combining, to Boot Combine modules 7 times

Kill or Be Killed Kill Another Player

Unhand My Brother! Force a Ravener to release a grabbed Squad Member

Zombies 101 Complete the Zombies Tutorial

On a Roll Achieved a soldier's highest honor.

Field Photographer Took 10 photos mid-battle using Selfie Shot.

Rebel with a Cause Do what you think is right in Episode 13.

Walking On Sunshine Complete the Cabaret Club Czar storyline.

WOAH YEAH! Grabbed a bushel of Bumpa

Tri-Headed Triumph Defeated Cerberus.

Stomp the Yard Vanquish 50 Plants with the Z-Mech's Robo Stomp.

Kontender Play 5 Kombat League Sets

Happy Endings Unlock 10 Tower Endings

Blademaster Defeat Moloch without taking damage.

Cool It! Defeat Major Problem

I Can See the Future of the Colossi Complete 10 Void Intercept Battles

Lightning Shield Mastery Defeat 500 enemies with Lightning Shield

Complete all 10 Island freeburn Challenges Awarded when you successfully complete all 10 Island Freeburn Challenges. These can be completed by 2 -8 players

Speed Run Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)

Best the Beast Defeat Felicity D'Abano Beast without using the HP dispenser

The Only Choice Given Get 8 Kills While Dangling From A Chain [FREE AIM]

Rope A Dope With 5 seconds or less on the clock, escape from last place and certain elimination.

Hold my primary, I'm going in! Complete a full Hard difficulty mission or higher without anyone firing their primary or support weapon.

On-The-Job Training STU: Unlock all newly-added Spirit Skills.

Not 42, but close enough Create and save a custom ship with exactly 1337 cubes

Just a Machine Win 5 games against 3 AI.

DE-FENCE! CLAP-CLAP! DE-FENCE Block 1,000 damage with a Dummy Shield as an All-Star

Combo Master Get the Apocalypse Combo Kill Bonus (150 Kills)

Take the Stage Defeat your opponent and achieve victory in 3 stages.