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Maxed All Tracks Purchased every slot in all four Plasmid and Tonic tracks

Narcissistic Purchase a new multiplayer character.

Exterminate Defeat every robot in Hurricos

Timeless Treasure You linked up to get past.

Trail Blazer Play 5 user-generated missions under the Newest filter.

It's a Healthy Baby Boy! Complete the desert area.

"Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!" Catch up on how the pigeons are doing.

"We're straight stingers, you know?" Talk to the worker bees about playing the game.

Mayday! You almost took to the skies.

Deadeye Shoot 10 enemies off zip lines.

Fully Researched Spider Splicer The player has fully researched the Spider Splicer

A Real Gentleman Help the woman fix her car in Home Sweet Home.

Fried Friendship It takes two to… torture.

Souled Out Summon every Soul with the Claws of Hades

"Consider it an homage." Have Olivia recite one of your poems.

Bigger Bang Complete story mode on Normal difficulty

"Manny, we've given up. All of us." Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.

On My Way Up Reach level 10 in multiplayer.

"It shone, pale as bone..." Look at the moon.

Live The Dream "Houston, we've had a problem."

Hope County Master Angler Acquire all 4 Fishing Rods (Campaign only).

Managed Anger Dark desires done right.

"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'" Try to convince Verago to help you out.

Dream Handling Upgrade one of your cars to the maximum level.

Obedience School Deliver 50 kicks to Hounds

They Belong in a Museum Obtain all treasures in the game.

"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..." Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar.

All The Ways Out Collect all trophies

Struck A Pose Self-inflicted paparazzi.

Hungover Wake up in a haystack.

I’ll Take the Physical Challenge Complete the Challenge of the Gods

Nice Tan Blind 100 enemies with the Head of Helios

"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?" Visit with Maximino.

"Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..." Listen to Carla's whole story.

ARCADE Competitor Win 10 featured maps in Multiplayer (Arcade only).

Return to Sender Send a Helicopter's rockets back at it using any Blast ability.

We Await Your Next Visit Complete the amusement park ruins.

Speed of Jason McDonald Beat the game in under 5 hours on any Difficulty

Like a Shadow Perform a Stealth Takedown on 25 enemies

Prolific Photographer Take at least one photo in every research group

The Spirit of Mordor Start a Riot by commanding a Warchief to attack another Warchief.

My Brother is an Italian Plumber Killed an enemy plumber-style

Year 2 Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.

Bad Sushi Do not feed the Hungry Idol any red fish

Lockjaw Destroy every Roboshark

Iron of Death Issue a Death Threat, and then successfully kill the target.

Extra Crispy Die in the lava

*sniff* *sniff* Make the angelitos cry.

"I wasn't always this color!" Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.

"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?" Get Domino to explain the racket to you.