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Stop, Drop, & Roll Defeat 3 Majini at once by setting oil canisters on fire.

Can't Touch This Precision Evade 100 attacks

Brother In Arms Liberate 1 Outpost playing as Hurk (Campaign Co-op only).

Portal Shutdown Successfully shut down the condenser portal.

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

Earn a Winged Dagger Complete 'F.N.G.'.

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Super Sized Get a 500 Hits Combo

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Biting the Hand that Feeds You Defeat Megaera and the Titan Hecatonchires

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Tell Me How You Really Feel Kill 25 Enemies using the Rage of the Gods

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest