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Hard Choice Shoot the helicopter pilot with a Magnum at point-blank range.

Requiem Escape the city. Complete "Blood Brothers" on any difficulty.

The General's Pupil Master the hoverboots.

Iron Will Complete a level in Score Attack using 5 cards

The Poor Sumb**** You killed Judge Holden

Guidance From Amy Compete against Amy's high horsepower contacts

Screwy Get Spectacular or better in all Screwball Challenges

Pinstripe Patooey Defeat Pinstripe Potoroo.

But Doctor, I Am Butcho Slay a killer clown and get your blood sample back to Dr. Reed.

Real Nice Time You gutted Lou Marcano like a catfish

Certainly Was Exciting You left Olivia Marcano to her fate

Bomb Squad Complete the first mission.

Rock Wrangler Avoid all the rolling rocks on Cemetery Hill.

Rust is the New Black Collect all body colors

Greed is Good Collect 50,000 bolts.

Born To Die Complete "Manhunt."

The Hunted Make it out alive (Complete "The Hunted" on any difficulty.)

Hero of the People Complete 50 Misc Objectives

Armed and Dangerous Create 50 Weapon Mods

Instrument of Vengeance Resolved to be more than a victim of circumstance.

Wharf Complete a match on Wharf with at least 5 downs or executions

Infused with Greatness In the Main Campaign, collected every Infusion upgrade in a single game.

Close Shave Kept Lt. Shaver and Lt. Freeborn Alive

Jesuit in New Mexico You helped Alvarez escape

You've Got Gear Earn 5 Gears in a Challenge.

I know Kung Fu Shoot and kill 3 enemies in a row while wallrunning as a Pilot in the Campaign

Pit Boss Run The Pit in 'S.S.D.D.' and finish with a final time under 30 seconds.

Jakobs Fodder Completed the "Jakobs Fodder" mission

Turistas Complete 'Takedown' and 'The Hornet's Nest' on Veteran difficulty.

Burn Like Napalm Tommy Marcano was burned beyond recognition

A Fair Day's Pay It's time for a little getaway.

Car Enthusiast Lockpicked 5 cars on the streets of Lost Heaven and environs

Storm the Castle Discover Makarov's next move. Complete "Stronghold" on any difficulty.

Bookstore Complete a match on Bookstore with at least 5 downs or executions

Target Confirmed Instruct the Honey Badger to kill 80 enemies in 'Exodus'.

Fast and Furious Win all the horse races in the game.

Pet Cemetery Send Dogeyes, Ratface and Ponytail back to Hell.

Unacceptable Complete the "Scales of Justice" mission

Mystery Fox Discovered Found a Mystery Fox

Demolished the Demons Destroy both Demonettes in the Enchanted Earth.

Powering Up Complete "Powering Up"

I Can Haz Banishment Banish Smiley Cat.

World Raider Collect all 27 Artifacts
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Rewards Card Earn a Loyalty Package from each weapon manufacturer.
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Bus Depot Complete a match on Bus Depot with at least 5 downs or executions

Sniper Suppressor Take out all Scrotus snipers

Heat from the Cops Lost the cops after accruing a five star police chase

B.O.W.s Are Ugly Defeat 100 enemies that have come out of a chrysalid.

Betrayal Complete "Utopia."

Know-It-All Complete all training missions.