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Invincible Complete every chapter without dying

Wheelie God Perform 10 S Grade Wheelies.

Rock Out Big Cities Complete gigs in Berlin and New York City.

The Painless Maze Complete E4M6: The Pain Maze on Nightmare without taking damage.

Too close! Finish a 4 players Left 4 Ted Match by being the last survivor standing.

Sharpshooter Score a 100% destruction rate against Ayako mother bombers. (1943)

Pact with the Devil! Finish a 4 players Vampiricorn Match with all your lives.

Dancing King! Finish a 4 players Dancing King Match with more than a minute over your opponents.

Mighty Amazing Complete every AMAZING! technical bonus.

Stone Carver Complete Mission 7.

Big pile o’fluff! Finish first in a 4 players Defluffication Match with a kill limit of 100.

It Ain't Easy Being Green Find all 64 Kerotans

Paying the toll Defeat the Bandit King

Faction Leader Unlock all other trophies.

Double Time Bonus Colloseum: Pick up every ammo box (Solo Campaign)

Puncture Solo Campaign: Finish the level using stakes only and don't miss any hit

Cardboard Box Walk into a room with 6 Zomborgs

Jump Complete all Van Halen songs. (Band or Solo Career)

Far Away Lands Complete gigs in London and The Netherlands.

Shub's Bud Complete Quake on Nightmare in single player.

Brainstorm Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

Elite Squad [Battle] Won 10 Combat Battles.

Cleared 10 Trials Clear the trials from Secrets of Fighting to Captivating Goddesses.

Scourge Done Slick Complete Scourge of Armagon on Nightmare in single player.

Chain of Command Costume Shenanigan: Kill Colonel Ketchup with the Captain Naughty Costume by the Oozy Ultra kill.

Trembles' Energy Problem! Ironic Kill: In Episode 5 or its Challenges, Punish Trembles with the Cabin's Power Box!

Won't Even Need Glasses! Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1250ml of blood

Calamity Kill 500 enemies with environmental explosions

Cleared Story (Fast) Complete the game within 120 minutes.

Evil Dragon Godesses Not Welcome Defeat Tiamat

Van Halen Complete a career on Beginner.

I Refuse To Die! Obtain All Death Wish Stamps!

Don't Even Need A Bucket Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 900ml of blood

Open Really Wide Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 550ml of blood

EX-terminator Defeat EXED EXES. (SAVAGE BEES)

Roaming the Simulacrum Clear an Extreme stage within 3 minutes in Annihilation Simulacrum.

No Boss of Mine Complete Boss Survival

Yorkie Get the bandana

Hardcore Gamer Play any of the games a total of 1000 times.

Mighty Survivor Complete every QUICK CLEAR! And NICE CLEAR! technical bonus.

Target Practice Get 3 A Grades at the gun range.

Rogue Ranger Complete Dissolution of Eternity on Nightmare in single player.

Otherworldly Complete Dimension of the Past on Nightmare in single player.

Machinehead Complete Dimension of the Machine on Nightmare in single player.

Adept Shane Escape with Shane Wiigwaas using only his 3 unique perks in a public match.

Great Old One You have conquered all the realms of the Elder Gods. Congratulations.

Protector of the Gods Defeat the Foul Priestess

Blink And You'll Miss It Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Feat of a Hundred Slashes Achieve a 100-hit combo with any weapon.

Cleared Very Hard Finish all chapters of the game on Very Hard.