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Soul Redeemer Oriental Castle: Collect all Holy Items (Solo Campaign)

Mass Murderer Kill 80 challenges

Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Dallas Complete a gig in Dallas.

Ooh, Ooh, Aah, Aah! Play any scene wearing the Monkey skin.

Follow the White Rabbit Complete any scene wearing the Rabbit skin.

4-Star Freak Earn a 4-star rating for every scene on Fetish Difficulty.

King of the Jungle Obtain title of MARKHOR

Crossed Out Defeat Tricross. (SAVAGE BEES)

Adept Krasue Achieve a merciless victory with The Krasue using only her 3 unique perks in a public match.

Psychopath Unlock all trophies.

5-Star Fiend Earn a 5-star rating for every scene on Hardcore Difficulty.

Tell Me a Tale Complete at least one of the Snake Tales

Warlord of Mars Complete the campaign on Hard.

This Is My World Now Complete the campaign on Impossible.

Mighty Millionaire Score 1,000,000 points in total.

Invincible Complete every chapter without dying

Wheelie God Perform 10 S Grade Wheelies.

Rock Out Big Cities Complete gigs in Berlin and New York City.

The Painless Maze Complete E4M6: The Pain Maze on Nightmare without taking damage.

Too close! Finish a 4 players Left 4 Ted Match by being the last survivor standing.

Sharpshooter Score a 100% destruction rate against Ayako mother bombers. (1943)

Pact with the Devil! Finish a 4 players Vampiricorn Match with all your lives.

Dancing King! Finish a 4 players Dancing King Match with more than a minute over your opponents.

Mighty Amazing Complete every AMAZING! technical bonus.

Stone Carver Complete Mission 7.

Big pile o’fluff! Finish first in a 4 players Defluffication Match with a kill limit of 100.

It Ain't Easy Being Green Find all 64 Kerotans

Paying the toll Defeat the Bandit King

Faction Leader Unlock all other trophies.

Double Time Bonus Colloseum: Pick up every ammo box (Solo Campaign)

Puncture Solo Campaign: Finish the level using stakes only and don't miss any hit

Cardboard Box Walk into a room with 6 Zomborgs

Jump Complete all Van Halen songs. (Band or Solo Career)

Far Away Lands Complete gigs in London and The Netherlands.

Shub's Bud Complete Quake on Nightmare in single player.

Brainstorm Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

Elite Squad [Battle] Won 10 Combat Battles.

Cleared 10 Trials Clear the trials from Secrets of Fighting to Captivating Goddesses.

Scourge Done Slick Complete Scourge of Armagon on Nightmare in single player.

Chain of Command Costume Shenanigan: Kill Colonel Ketchup with the Captain Naughty Costume by the Oozy Ultra kill.

Trembles' Energy Problem! Ironic Kill: In Episode 5 or its Challenges, Punish Trembles with the Cabin's Power Box!

Won't Even Need Glasses! Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1250ml of blood

Calamity Kill 500 enemies with environmental explosions

Cleared Story (Fast) Complete the game within 120 minutes.

Evil Dragon Godesses Not Welcome Defeat Tiamat

Van Halen Complete a career on Beginner.

I Refuse To Die! Obtain All Death Wish Stamps!

Don't Even Need A Bucket Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 900ml of blood

Open Really Wide Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 550ml of blood

EX-terminator Defeat EXED EXES. (SAVAGE BEES)