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Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

Know-It-All Complete all training missions.

Pit Boss Run The Pit in 'S.S.D.D.' and finish with a final time under 30 seconds.

You've Got Gear Earn 5 Gears in a Challenge.

Now It's Safe Capture all Safe Zones

The Prime Evil Kill Diablo.

Manna Get to the Spaghetti save point in Snowdin.

Making a Breakthrough Kill the Siegebreaker Assault Beast.

A Patton Emerges Survive the Metro system and get to Hollywood Boulevard.

Bejeweled Combine gems.

Bookstore Complete a match on Bookstore with at least 5 downs or executions

Trifecta Score a Goal, Save a shot, and Assist a teammate in a single game

The Nature of the Beast Breed every type of beast
7/12

Humanity Distilled Equip your first Numen Skill Card.

This Is Canon Push an enemy into the Shattered Moon mining cannon

The Lord of Sin Kill Azmodan.

Wharf Complete a match on Wharf with at least 5 downs or executions

Social Lubricant Complete level 10 against all 3 Drinking Game opponents

What Was That? Attack, counter, cast a Sign and throw a bomb (in any order) in under 4 seconds.

Federation Day Gather intel on Rorke. (Complete "Federation Day" on any difficulty.)

Jakobs Fodder Completed the "Jakobs Fodder" mission

The Comfort of Strangers Recruit the Templar, Scoundrel, and Enchantress.

Driver's Ed Shoot the driver of the suicide truck.

Sniper Suppressor Take out all Scrotus snipers

Amateur Photographer Use Photo Mode for the first time.

Pumped Porter Deliver 3,000 kg of cargo.
143/3000

Bus Depot Complete a match on Bus Depot with at least 5 downs or executions

Legend Of The Wastes Reach Level 50

Turistas Complete 'Takedown' and 'The Hornet's Nest' on Veteran difficulty.

The Quick Driver Complete a Time Bomb Death Run

Our True Nature Give up your chance to be human again.

Dark Rider Ride for 100 miles
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Nothing but Net Neutralize the 'Fog of War' machine gun with a frag grenade.

Long Way Down Crash a helicopter by shooting the pilot.

Rest In Pieces In a BT area, cut an umbilical cord for the first time without the BT noticing.

Well-Rounded Warrior Complete all Haiku, Onsen, Shinto Shrines, and Bamboo Strikes on Iki Island.

Target Confirmed Instruct the Honey Badger to kill 80 enemies in 'Exodus'.

Forsaken Survivalist Complete a game of Survivors on Bookstore, Home Town, Suburbs or Bus Depot

Bubble Binger Collect a full chain of Timed Score Bubbles 30 times.
20/30

Suburbs Complete a match on Suburbs with at least 5 downs or executions

The Metropolis Complete all levels in The Metropolis

The Enemy of My Enemy Use the Axii Sign to force one opponent to kill another. Do this 20 times.

Ooh, Shiny! Find your first Legendary Weapon.

Ned's Undead, Baby, Ned's Undead Killed Ned. Again.

Ultimate Predator Hunt all Mythical Animals (Solo Campaign only)

Night of the Living Ned Killed Ned...sort of

Zombologist Unlock every zombie type in the Zompedia.

Lined Pockets Paid a fine to the Lost Heaven Police Department

Daddy Wants a New Grill Collect all hood ornaments

Chiyoko's Song Complete all Animal Sanctuaries.