Lord_Graywords

Beat School: Jazz Hands Swing to the beat of the cool jazzy brass riff!

Beat School: Brass Knuckles Put up yer dukes, and make a funky horn loop!

Get Used To It Die for the first time.

Hohokum Remix: Bass Build your own bassline from this pulse.

Hohokum Remix: Guitar Loops Sculpt these ethereal guitar and bass melodies.

Hohokum Remix: Drum Kit Can you use these dreamy drums to make a beat?

Hohokum Remix: Drum Loops Rearrange the drum loops to make something fresh!

Hohokum Remix: Synth Loops Complete the mix with a splash of analog electronics.

Beat School: Something Smells Funky in Here! Time to do the funky laundry!

Beat School: Interstellar Funkonauts May the funk be with you.

Beat School: 3001 A Bass Odyssey Take this bassline for a spin around the galaxy!

Beat School: Set Phasers to 'Funk' When the mothership is under attack, fight back with a funky loop.

Beat School: Mission to Planet Drums 3, 2, 1... funk off!

Promising Start Complete a Legends Mode story.

House of the Ned Completed the "House of the Ned" mission

Bomb Squad Complete the first mission.

Good Times Head to Champions Field and complete an Online game

Jakobs Fodder Completed the "Jakobs Fodder" mission

Pet Cemetery Send Dogeyes, Ratface and Ponytail back to Hell.

I Can Haz Banishment Banish Smiley Cat.

Ned's Undead, Baby, Ned's Undead Killed Ned. Again.

Night of the Living Ned Killed Ned...sort of

Family, Not Friends Play a complete game with Dominus or Takumi

Making a Monster Built the New Car: Monster

Ghosts and Stuff Complete all secondary content.

Cult Master Defeat the cultists.

Ride or Die Equip Dominus or Takumi with any Decal, then win a game

Hell Money Find all the money shrines.

Ludwig, the Holy Blade Defeat the beast that was once Ludwig, the Holy Blade.

Hong Kong’s Finest Complete all Secondary Content.

Athena, Out Rescued Athena

Braaaaaaaaaaaaains! Completed the "Braaaaaaaaaaaaains!" mission

Living Failures Defeat the failed attempts to become Great Ones.

Drift King Perform a 180 powerslide with Dominus or Takumi

Lady Maria of the Astral Clocktower Defeat Lady Maria of the Astral Clocktower.

Ding! Overleveled Reached Level 51

Orphan of Kos Defeat Great One: Orphan of Kos.

An Inch and 6.2 Miles Drive 10 km with the Vortex, Cristiano, or Spinner Wheels

Speed Kills Destroyed a Lancer while in a Racer

Laurence, the First Vicar Defeat the beast that was once Laurence, the First Vicar.

Cursed Gold Achieve 5 Gold Awards.

Coming On Strong Score or Assist a combined 30 goals or assists in Casual or Competitive Online matches

Budding Artist Collect a Painted Item

Natural Progression Win an Online Match with Backfire, Scarab, or Zippy

Old Hunter's Essence Acquire all old hunter weapons.

Goodie Monster Find all the Evidence Collectibles.

Throwback Use the Standard or Accelerato Boost with Octane or Backfire while playing in Urban Central

Hot Shot, Part Two Win the MVP award using Backfire, Scarab, or Zippy

Seeing Red Defeat a Crimson Head.

Depot Demolition Destroyed Lance Depot