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Make the Jump Infiltrate a cargo ship.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Dancing in the Dark Kill the power.

Seeing Red Max out all Weapons and Magic

Four of a Kind Kill 4 enemies in a row with headshots in the single player campaign.

Sole Survivor In multiplayer, be the only player on your team that isn't dead or downed.

Save the Bacon Protect 'War Pig', the Abrams tank.

Daredevil Kill an enemy while blinded by a flashbang in the single player campaign.

Death From Above Operate an AC-130 gun ship.

Rescue Roycewicz Save Pvt. Roycewicz on the stairs.

Straight Flush Kill 5 enemies with one shot while in the AC-130 gunship.

Roadkill Kill 2 enemies by blowing up a car in the single player campaign.

Down Boy Down Survive a dog attack.

Wrong Number Find Al-Asad's safehouse.

Explosion Man Kill 20 enemies with explosives in a single level.

No Rest for the Weary Stab an injured crawling enemy.

Reinforcement Denied Kill at least 3 rappelling enemies in a single rope.

Piggyback Ride Carry Cpt. MacMillan to safety.

Get Over Here! Rope pull 5 enemies off edges.

Deadeye Shoot 10 enemies off zip lines.

Desperate Measures Corner Zakhaev's Son.

Narcissistic Purchase a new multiplayer character.

Win the War Complete the game on any difficulty.

On My Way Up Reach level 10 in multiplayer.

I’ll Take the Physical Challenge Complete the Challenge of the Gods

Speed of Jason McDonald Beat the game in under 5 hours on any Difficulty

The Package Complete 'Crew Expendable' on Veteran difficulty.

Man of the People Save the farmer.

Three of a Kind Kill 3 enemies in a row with your knife in the single player campaign.

Trophy of Zeus Unlock all God of War® Trophies

The Rescue Complete 'Blackout' on Veteran difficulty.

First One's Free Complete the mission "My First Gun".

Ghillies In The Mist Complete 'All Ghillied Up' without alerting any enemies.

Invaders Must Die Completed the mission "Lost Legion Invasion".

Former Adventurer Incapacitate 25 enemies with dodge counter.

War Hero Complete all chapters on Professional.

Look Sharp Find 15 enemy intel items.

The Search Complete 'Charlie Don't Surf' on Veteran difficulty.

Acceptance You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

Good Samaritan Revive a teammate in a multiplayer match.

Feel the Heat Kill all 4 tanks on the overpass with the Javelin missile in 'The Bog'.