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Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Fatality! Finish an arena boss with an Overpower Attack.

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Road Rage Destroy an opponent in a Hippodrome race.

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Tell Me How You Really Feel Kill 25 Enemies using the Rage of the Gods

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Bought One Slot The player has purchased one slot in any Plasmid or Tonic track

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Quality Research Photo The player has taken a Research Photo of the highest grade

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

I Can See My House From Here! Reach the "Top of the World" in the Black Desert territory.

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Archer of the Month Headshot kill an enemy with the bow while in the air.

I Know My Land Defog the whole map.

Namaste Use Dawn & Dusk to make time speed forward 30 times.

That's Gonna Leave a Mark Spill 500 buckets of blood on Kratos

Open Minded Win the Buttonless MiniGame against a Juggernaut

Seven Farmers Complete Side Quest "Seven Farmers".

The Free Folk Complete an Outcast Rescue Mission.

Overheating Witness raining bugs in the desert.

Arms in the Air Block an enemy attack by guarding.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Legend of the Maker Complete a Bow Mission and begin growing the legend of Azkâr.

Red Baron Take down 100 enemies while they are airborne.

Circle of Life Feed a predator with a corpse.

Master of Unlocking Use a lock pick to open something.

Defeated Peach Wilkins The player has defeated Peach Wilkins

Upgraded a Weapon The player has acquired at least one weapon upgrade