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Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Misdirection Distract 15 enemies with rocks (Campaign only).

Rider's Block Make 20 Saves

Portal Shutdown Successfully shut down the condenser portal.

Cave Hoarder Pickup 80 collectibles.

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

Brother In Arms Liberate 1 Outpost playing as Hurk (Campaign Co-op only).

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Expert Wenja Learn all skills.

Slasher Kill 3 enemies with one hit.

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Badges Collect all badges.

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

Ben-Hur Win the first Hippodrome tournament.

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest