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Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Learner's Permit Mastered the fundamentals of gravity.

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

Power Chords Collect 50 Power Cells

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Fall Guys Kill 10 enemies by shooting them in the leg

De-Klawwed Defeat Klaww

Speedy Fast Beat the Record Time on the Gorge

Zoom Zoom! Reach the End of the Mountain Pass

50 Kills: FAL Kill 50 Enemies with the FAL

50 Kills: Dragon Sniper Kill 50 Enemies with the Dragon Sniper

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

Catch as Catch Can Catch the Flying Lurkers

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Truth Seeker Collect 25% of all narrative assets (relics, murals and documents)

Twist and Shout Defeat the Lurker Ambush

Green Thumb Cure Dark Eco Infected Plants

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Steel Fist Kill 5 Enemies with a Single Punch After Weakening Them with Gunfire

Hungry? Protect Farthy's Snacks