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Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Truth Seeker Collect 25% of all narrative assets (relics, murals and documents)

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Medicine Girl Successfully performed the entire ritual.

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Taking the High Road Light the signal fire in the Remnant Valley

Firestarter Defeat 2 enemies or more using a single Molotov Cocktail

The End One possible reality has been uncovered...

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Black Sun Down Deactivated the Black Sun.

Masters of Removing Work together to save someone special.

A Pirate's Life For Me Complete memory sequence 3.

50 Kills: Dragon Sniper Kill 50 Enemies with the Dragon Sniper

Quick reload Unlock tactical perk 8

50 Kills: FAL Kill 50 Enemies with the FAL

Hide and Seek Baba Yaga: Rescue Nadia from Trinity

Dual-wield expert Unlock assault perk 8

Routine Hacking Complete present day mission 2.