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Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Shiny Happy Steeples Connect the Eco Beams

Bare-knuckle Slugger Defeat 50 Enemies with Hand-to-Hand Combat

50 Kills: Moss - 12 Kill 50 Enemies with the Moss - 12

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Obedience Stopped the experiment voluntarily.

30 Kills: Mk-NDI Kill 30 Enemies with Mk-NDI Grenades

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

Entities Apprentice Vanquished the entities with Aiden.

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Strange Acquaintance Rescue Jacob from the gulag

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Rapid Recovery Heal yourself in combat 3 times

30 Kills: Mk-NDI Kill 30 Enemies with Mk-NDI Grenades

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Stop, Drop, & Roll Defeat 3 Majini at once by setting oil canisters on fire.

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Portal Shutdown Successfully shut down the condenser portal.

Bullet feeder Unlock assault perk 4

100 Headshots Kill 100 Enemies with Headshots

50 Kills: 92FS-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the 92FS-9mm

50 Kills: M4 Kill 50 Enemies with the M4

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Learner's Permit Mastered the fundamentals of gravity.

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Novice Fortune Hunter Find 20 Treasures

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Purple Pain Navigate the Purple Precursor Rings

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar