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Novice Fortune Hunter Find 20 Treasures

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

Freeflow Combo 20 Complete a combo of 20 moves (any play mode)

Super Sized Get a 500 Hits Combo

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Deliverance Release friend

Badges Collect all badges.

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Researched a Splicer The player has taken at least one Research Photo of a Splicer

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Extra Crafty Craft 25 recipes (Campaign only).

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Bought One Slot The player has purchased one slot in any Plasmid or Tonic track

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

Make the Jump Infiltrate a cargo ship.

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John