Loco045

Old 16 bit limit Have more than 0xFFFF gold.

Done did everything You even did that one thing? Such dedication!

Loan down! The future is bright…er!

Pizza robot got nothin' on me In the distant future, pizza delivery is a matter of life and death... and pizza.

Outta my grill Took the worst the universe could throw at you.

Pizza without fail No challenge is too great when it comes to getting great pizza to the masses.

The way of the space road Clearly truckin' runs at the core of you.

Get it there cheap Pizza is a game of profit margin and you've mastered it.

Semi… expensive Get it? One of my favorite puns so far.

No money back Pizza on time. Every. Time.

Sleep is overrated Payed for three day shipping. Got it in two. #winning

Not a scratch! The resale value has held up amazingly!

I AM ASTRONAUT Stared into the void. Laughed.

Keep it topped off You're so green, you could be any alien from an old sci-fi film.

Master of time Time is relatively precious.

Living on a prayer WooooooOOOOh we're half way there.

<Insert kitty poster> Hang in there.

ONE HUNDRED PERCENT This is the maximum percent for any game that cares about math. Thanks for playing!

Buy more sticky notes A fantastic use of the last sticky note. That's just good planning.

VIDEOBALL 10K Score 10,000 TOUCHDOWNs in any combination of modes.

My First 1080 Do a 1080

Credible Get 51 cred points

Fluent Unlock all chat messages

Genius Finish the last Level

Grand Master Dreii Finish all Levels

Social Animal Three Player

Grandmaster Engineer Collect three gears on all of the levels

Einstein's descendant Flawlessly complete all of the levels

Right on schedule Complete all of the levels

Drown Trophy Drown 20 Enemies

I will walk 500 miles Walk 100,000 steps

Loose Cannon Kill 10 survivors

Fire in the hole! Throw 10 grenades

Gravity Guardian Master Complete reactor level without dying once

Bridge veteran Complete Bridge level without using any checkpoint

Outta Time Finished ODYSSEY in less than 20 game world minutes without using shortcuts

Shining Light Make it through world 2 level 39 without ever turning off your headlamp.

Diamond Hunter Find 45 diamonds in world 4 level 40!

Glutton for Punishment Collect all 19 diamonds on world 5 level 38.

Hold Your Breath Collect over 70 diamonds on world 6 level 19.

Target Initiate Obtain 10 pieces of token in Target Challenge mode

My Precious Complete a token in Target Challenge mode

Alohomora Unlock a code protected cameo

Winner You are very persistent!!!

You're a Machine! Defeat 10,000 monsters.

Big Boss Man Defeat every boss.

Spice of Life Defeat each mini-boss.

Sight Unzeen Complete all Site Z levels.

Written by the Victors Complete all levels.

A Bit Much? Collect 100,000 XP.