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Call me "Sir" Reach rank 25.

Storyteller Have 12 murderous dates with Calendar Man

Paying Respects Find the graves of each of your fallen companions.

A Little Extra Kick to it Upgraded one of your Warden Crossbow bolts to max level.

Life Begins Reach Driver Level 30

One Good Cop Reach Expert Level 15 in single-player

Glutton For Punishment Get Wrecked 100 Times.

Every bullet counts Get 3 headshots with one bullet.

Decorated GTA Online: Earn 30 Platinum Awards.

My Best Friend Completely upgrade one weapon.

Snowball Effect Froze 2 enemies with the same Old Man Winter trap in Burial at Sea - Episode 1.

Out of the friend Zorn Beat a Zorn in under 120 seconds

Air Dancer Eliminate 30 enemies in the air
6/30

Pilot of Phobos Complete the game with Phobos

Gnawing Covenant Discover the covenant of rodents

Fully Equipped Purchased any two upgrades for Old Man Winter or Radar Range in Burial at Sea - Episode 1.

Spawn more Deadpool-lords Collect all DP points and ammo in the bathroom

Head Turner Equip a legendary Upper and Lower Costume piece

The One That Got Away Complete "Finding Bagley"

Mystery of Magic Harvested 100 phantoma.

Hell on Earth Win any match on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Forlorn Watcher Travel to the summit of the Broken Tract EcoPod

Congratulations on your driver's licence! Reach the end-boss of any level using boost only

Survivor Completed the game on Survival difficulty or higher.

Gun Fanatic Obtain all weapons.

In the dark dark woods... Complete Rotten Coast on any difficulty.

England For Everyone Complete "Parks and Reclamation"

Come and get it! It's a running buffet! Kill 20+ enemies with 1 explosive.

Still Ain't Got Time to Bleed Complete a single player mission without using a Medikit or Bandage

Smash and Not Grab Destroyed the Tassiter Proxy.

Float like a butterfly Beat Kid X-Mas in under 5 minutes without dying

My AI Can Do It Play 10 AI Battle Simulator sets

Bootable Offense Stomped and killed 15 fallen enemies.

GroundsKeeper Unlocked when the player discovers all collectibles in Act II.

Unforeseen Consequence You convinced Zeke Sanders to let his hostage go.

Only the Best Campaign: Bought all upgrades.

Wrecker Get 10 multi-kills in the Shanghai mission in the Campaign

I never liked them anyway Kill a friend who has resurrected as a zombie.

Amazing Ace Ace 30 levels by completing them without dying.
13/30

Can you restore the Balance? Upgrade an Enhancement to Balanced

Charming Shut down Most Wanted car number 9: Shelby COBRA 427® (Single Player)

Get all trophies Get all trophies

Best Friends Forever Team up to take down the Topsy Turver.

Off to a good start Win any Battle mission on Normal difficulty against the AI

Will you park it for me? Win a Quick Race on any track in the Garage (not unlockable in Split Screen mode).

Legendary Cowboy Achieve at least an S Rank on all stages in The Mercenaries.

Serving Science Finish quests for Dr. Kessler

Blunt Trauma Perform every type of predator takedown.

Sleeping with the Fishes Complete Mission 9 (Any Difficulty Level)

Cat Got Your Tongue? Cut the tongue off a Licker β2 using the hatchet.