Linkinescence

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Fall Guys Kill 10 enemies by shooting them in the leg

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

Truth Seeker Collect 25% of all narrative assets (relics, murals and documents)

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Fatality! Finish an arena boss with an Overpower Attack.

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Extra Crafty Craft 25 recipes (Campaign only).

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Make the Jump Infiltrate a cargo ship.

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Substantial Silver Achieve 15 Silver Stat Awards.

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Starchild Paint a total of 20 streams of Stars.

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.