LiniRayDiddley

Loan down! The future is bright…er!

Pizza robot got nothin' on me In the distant future, pizza delivery is a matter of life and death... and pizza.

Outta my grill Took the worst the universe could throw at you.

Pizza without fail No challenge is too great when it comes to getting great pizza to the masses.

The way of the space road Clearly truckin' runs at the core of you.

Get it there cheap Pizza is a game of profit margin and you've mastered it.

Semi… expensive Get it? One of my favorite puns so far.

No money back Pizza on time. Every. Time.

Sleep is overrated Payed for three day shipping. Got it in two. #winning

Not a scratch! The resale value has held up amazingly!

I AM ASTRONAUT Stared into the void. Laughed.

Keep it topped off You're so green, you could be any alien from an old sci-fi film.

Master of time Time is relatively precious.

Living on a prayer WooooooOOOOh we're half way there.

<Insert kitty poster> Hang in there.

ONE HUNDRED PERCENT This is the maximum percent for any game that cares about math. Thanks for playing!

Buy more sticky notes A fantastic use of the last sticky note. That's just good planning.

Winner You are very persistent!!!

Begone! Banish an enemy Sorcerer Lord

Captain Element Have a unit deal fire, cold, electrical and acid damage with one attack

Dominatrix Win by casting Spell of Domination

Grimoire Research all available spells

Populous Have at least 100k population in your empire

Serve Me Summon a champion

Spellslinger Reach 100 spellcraft

You know my name Reach 100 fame

Zero to Hero Have a unit reach maximum level

Airbender Take control over every city on Air plane

Got it all Completed trophy set.

My Doctorate is in Death Beat the game using the "Hardcore Mode" or above difficulty setting.

Ultra-Violence Beat the game using the "Nightmare Mode" difficulty setting.

Onom Complete chapter 11

Naw Complete chapter 12

Onomuzim Complete chapter 13

Emot Complete credits

Mages & Knights & Demons, Oh My! Complete 3 Secondary Quests in Dowdun Reach

Frenzied Cast Fishnado on a frenzied fishing spot

Everything Is Oresome Reach level 99 in Mining

Everything Is Treemendous Reach level 99 in Woodcutting

The School Of Jewels Reach Level 99 in Artisan

Three Misthalin Stars Reach level 99 in Cooking

Altar Native Reach level 99 in Runecrafting

Granny's Favourite Farmer Reach level 99 in Farming

Maximum Effishiency Reach level 99 in Fishing

Amazingly Acrobatic Reach Level 99 in Agility

The Q Reach Deep State Oligarchy on the Political Compass

Proletarians, Unite Reach Syndicalism on the Political Compass

Crashed! Lose the game through economy

Sky is the limit Build all villas

You were the chosen one! Lose your long-time client