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The Prince of Tides You met Largestmouth Luke

Bullet of Pure Love Molly saved the universe

The Umbraline Solution Adams saved the universe

This Wrench Kills Machines Simone saved the universe

The Bite Heard Round the World Alphonse saved the universe

Sanitation Engineer You flushed every toilet

A Well-Rounded Education You passed all nine SIT courses (requires multiple playthroughs)

The Dark Side You learned all nine Shadow skills

Your Neck Will Go On You found a fancy necklace

The Forbidden Melody Obie saved the universe

No Dogs Don't Prevent Oblivion Barker saved the universe

Somebody Else's Problem You destroyed Gobulon Prime

The Milk of Human Kindness You completed the game without fighting

The Gang's All Here You received the hobo camp's highest honor

Cat Fancy You unlocked every cat

Platinumb Your thumbs have become comfortably numb