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Who's A Good Boy? Pet Buckley the dog

Taking the Scenic Route Discover a "?" Bonus Path.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Combat Ready Fully upgrade a weapon

Star Performance Complete the Side Mission: "Jesse Faden starring in 'Swift Platform'"

Kaer Morhen Trained Perform 10 effective counterattacks in a row without getting hit or parrying.

Sharpest Tool in the Shed Find all workbench tools
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Goooaaal! Move the ball from the Winterses' bedroom into the study.

Personal Assistant Personally Assisted Track down Michael and rescue him from the Terror at Monarch Studios.

Surge of Power Upgrade Surge to the maximum level

A very special day Kill 250 zombies with modified weapons.

In Memoriam Pick up Frank's note after it's discarded

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Hackification Invade and successfully hack 10 enemy Fixers in Online Hacking

No raccoons in here Complete act 2.

Bon Voyage In the Main Campaign, killed 20 enemies by knocking them off Columbia.

Busy, busy, busy Finish 75 quests cumulatively.

Choreography Perform 10 Co-op sync kills.

Don’t Go - Normal Finish Left Behind on Normal

Please Marcus, Don't Hurt Them Successfully neutralize 5 fugitives in Bounty Hunter

True Commitment Reach level 60 in multiplayer.

Shopaholic Buy every upgrade and character in multiplayer.

Gotta find'em all Find 60 collectibles.

Brawl Master Complete all fistfighting quests in Velen, Skellige and Novigrad.

Traced Get tailed 5 times

Share the Wealth Get all the rewards in a Co-op mission in Paris.

Git Gutte! Join forces with Sam B and get your hands on some firepower.

Endure and Survive Collect all comics

An Old Internet Meme Renovate all the Social Clubs and complete all the Social Club missions.

Through Mud and Blood Complete Through Mud and Blood

Scanproof Escape a level 5 police scan

High Fashion Unlocked 10 Customization Items.

Brick Master Win the brick throwing contest

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Lights Out While in stealth, turn off the spotlight generator in Pittsburgh

Sticky Fingers Open all safes

White Rabbit Object Escape 15 police scans

Don't Go Complete Left Behind

The Show Must Go On Complete The Show Must Go On.

Skillz Win the water gun fight

Left Hanging Leave Ellie hanging after a job well done

Fast Reflexes Knock a flaming arrow out of the sky with a close combat weapon in the story.

Prepared For the Worst Find all workbenches
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I Shot The Meriff Completed the mission "A New Direction".

Live Bait Use bricks or bottles to lure an infected into attacking a human

I Got a Zombie Army and You Can't Harm Me Perform 25 perfect defensive moves.
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Mind Over Matter In the Main Campaign, killed 20 enemies using Possessed machines.

Divine Intervention Complete Divine Intervention.

Merciful Killer Perform 10 non-lethal takedowns in a Co-op mission.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.