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Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Expert Fortune Hunter Find 50 Treasures

Make It Your Own Engrave your first item.

Clean Job Shut down the monitor and finished the mission using only Aiden.

Steel Fist Kill 5 Enemies with a Single Punch After Weakening Them with Gunfire

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

Past Mistakes Complete Episode 2.

New Paparazzi in Town Explore Photo Mode

Secured Passage to the Embassy Cleared the way to the Embassy and reopened the Daunt.

20 Kills: Pistole Kill 20 Enemies with the Pistole

Master Fortune Hunter Find 60 Treasures

Master Thief Collection Find all Treasures and the Strange Relic

Aphrodite's Embrace Spend the night with another character.

I am Legend Equip 1 Legendary melee weapon and 5 Legendary armor pieces.

Survivor Kill 75 Enemies in a Row Without Dying

Attended the Embassy Survived the ambush at the Embassy and gained passage into the Forbidden West.

Wrong Number Spent time waiting for a call

Dyno-Might Master Kill 3 Enemies with 1 Explosion 5 Times

Evil Unearthed Complete Episode 3.

Grenade Hangman Kill 10 Enemies with Grenades While Hanging

Hardened Unlock demolition perk 8

Fashion's Creed Equip a Legendary Armor set.

Not My Father Choked Philip with Aiden.

First Tallneck Overridden Reached the top of a Tallneck and accessed its information.

Hero for Hire Win your first on land conquest battle in any region (excluding Megaris in Hero's Journey).

Upgraded 3 Weapons Fully upgraded 3 weapons.
0/3

Master Ninja Kill 50 Enemies by Melee-Attacking from Behind

War Master Kill the Leader of any Region with Low Resources, other than Megaris.

Infamous Raise your Bounty to the maximum level.

The Bright Minds Complete Episode 4.

Established the Base Secured a base of operations and rebooted GAIA.

Perpetual Motion Rode the Witches Hat for two minutes

Wrath of the Amazons Cleave a ship while having an all-women crew.

Tore off 100 Components Detached 100 components from machines.
3/100

The Midas Touch Engrave a Legendary Item with a Legendary Effect.