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Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

Bought One Slot The player has purchased one slot in any Plasmid or Tonic track

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Quality Research Photo The player has taken a Research Photo of the highest grade

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Good Train Good guys proactively facilitate transportation solutions.

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

Resist The Fear Conquer the effects of the Scarecrow's fear gas

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Starchild Paint a total of 20 streams of Stars.

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Crocodile Tears Venture into Killer Croc's lair and come out alive

Taking the High Road Light the signal fire in the Remnant Valley

Firestarter Defeat 2 enemies or more using a single Molotov Cocktail

Arms in the Air Block an enemy attack by guarding.

Stunt Coordinator Complete 10 of the stunts on the stunt list.

Master of Unlocking Use a lock pick to open something.

Quick reload Unlock tactical perk 8

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Dual-wield expert Unlock assault perk 8