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Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Gadgetman Pick a lock, plant a bug, trace a phone, crack a safe, and take over a spy camera.

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Super Sized Get a 500 Hits Combo

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

I'm a Legend Be equipped with only Legendary equipment.

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Quite the Collector Collect 150 Cards

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Fall Guys Kill 10 enemies by shooting them in the leg

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

Truth Seeker Collect 25% of all narrative assets (relics, murals and documents)

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

A Big Betrayal Complete Dockyard Heist.

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Researched a Splicer The player has taken at least one Research Photo of a Splicer

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.

Substantial Silver Achieve 15 Silver Stat Awards.

Bought One Slot The player has purchased one slot in any Plasmid or Tonic track

I Can See My House From Here! Reach the "Top of the World" in the Black Desert territory.